jack abbot the type to constantly refer to his wife as “my super hot wife” even in most casual conversations. “i was busy with my super hot wife” “my super hot wife told me to”

big beefy boyfriend Bruce Wayne who knows you don't like the paparazzi taking pictures of you when you're out bc you just don't like how they twist the look on your face into disdain and so when a big crowd of paparazzi start flooding around him he wraps his arm over you shoulder and presses you into his chest he then presses his hand over your face, splaying his fingers to cover as much of it as possible so now your face is covered by his big hand and your body is pressed into his side and he knows you can't see so he leads you to the car and the gently pushes you into the car first so his wide shoulders can cover you before he gets in and slams the door on the paparazzi only then Gotham starts to think Bruce is a manhandler and likes to throw his partner around in the bedroom

please wear your masks guys it’s a birdbrain!reader epidemic on this app

David Corenswet let me have your babies