jade ◡̈

There's some talk about sexy stuff (though not a lot) so minors please DNI.

- first and foremost, she LOVES when you call her your wife. Like she loves it. She gets all blushy and giddy and she gets this little smile on her face that's so fucking cute. She thinks (and hopes) you don't notice but you do.

- she prefers for you to hold her arm rather than to hold hands when you're out together. She just thinks it's super cute (and also cause you get to feel her muscles and you're never gonna complain about that).

-loves cooking together. I don't know why I just think Vi would be a really good cook? Like obviously she hasn't had a lot of opportunities to practice and get good at cooking because of all her time in prison. but I think shes just a natural and once she starts getting into it she's sooo good and she loves doing it with you. Idk I feel like it would make her really happy, especially as someone who is so used to fighting with her hands - it would be nice to do something else with them? And also baking! Imagine all the flour fights omg (i feel like she has a real sweet tooth too).

- kisses you on the forehead every morning. It's the first thing she does. Her day doesn't start until your forehead has been kissed. By her. She wakes up before you do because she likes to work out in the morning so you're usually asleep when she does this and you don't actually figure it out until she mentions it offhandedly and then you start doing it back and every time you wake up the first thing you do is find her and give her a kiss on her forehead and she just melts

- THE. LOVING. STARES. Listen, you could do literally ANYTHING and this woman will just be staring at you with the doiest of eyes just wondering how the hell she got so lucky.

- I have a hc that Vi, as tough and strong and fearless as she is, is terrified of spiders. Maybe it's just because I'm terrified of them too but Idk. I can totally see her screeching at a spider and then trying to coolly play it off but you can see through it.

- so if you're scared of them too, good luck. You guys are gonna have a not so fun time trying to figure out what to do. It'll be a team effort.

- if you're not, please get rid of them for her. And don't tease her about it. She'll be so thankful and she'll hug you and bury your head in your neck, embarrassed. Just kiss her on the forehead and tell her it's ok to be scared of things.

- kiss her scars pls. A little peck on the one on her eyebrow and another on the one on her upper lip and she'll love you forever.

-on the rare occasion that you wake up before her, she'll love it if you wake her up with kisses. So. Many. Kisses. Also, trace her tattoos, with your hands, with your nose, with your tongue...😏

- Loves it and I mean LOVES IT when you play with her hair. let her lay her head on your lap and caress her scalp with your fingers. Stroke her hair. She'll melt. And also if you tug on her hair, prepare for spicy time

- i feel like shes touch starved and would therefore need s lot of physical affection. So lots of cuddles and hugs. Please spoon her. She loves being the big spoon but also loves to be the little spoon, makes her feel safe and protected.

- date nights - she prefers nights out in the undercity I think. Likes to go out drinking and she likes to try out new foods. If you like staying in tho, she's also happy to do that. She's happy as long as there's some balance of both.

- she's an affectionate drunk. Get a couple of drinks in her and she's gonna be aaaalll over you. Like in a sweet way. She'll hug you and kiss you and tell you to sit on her lap and tell you she loves you and rant about how gorgeous you are and how she loves being married to you and how much she likes to fuck you and then you'll have to shush her cuz you're hanging out with your friends and they don't need to hear that but she doesn't care. She'd scream it to the world if she could

- i don't rly see Vi as someone who would want kids (though I'm not entirely sold on that, so if you have thoughts please share them) buuuuuuut pets?? She's totally down. She comes home one day with a tiny little cat in her arms - probably rescued her from the rain or something - and you just raise it together. And vi names it something incredibly stupid like "dog" cuz i totally see her as the kind of person to do that And she is fucking smitten

- melodramatic queen when she's sick : "I'm dying!" "You have a cold violet" "don't miss me too much when I'm gone!", But waits on you hand and foot when you're sick (you also take really good care of her when she's sick dw).

- she's really protective of you, which makes sense, given... You know, her entire life. Will beat someone up if they so much as look at you weird.

- she hates fighting with you and vice versa, so after an argument she'll really need some love, be it sex, cuddles, kisses or just "i love you"s or all of the above. Just reassure her that you're good and that you love her. Ofc she'll do the same for you. This is a little more self indulgent but I have a thing about yelling and being yelled at because reasons so I think it would be like a goal for the both of you to learn to argue without yelling cuz you both hate it. And it'll take time but you'll get there.

- she's just in general the best and I want her to be real so I can marry her.

Let's face it, a lot of us are shorter than 5'9 Vi.

We're also not as strong as the pinkette brawler. I mean, have you seen her muscles?

So, let's imagine what it'd be like to be with this tall, strong beauty.

Vi will 100% use your head as an armrest, don't even try protesting this.

Vi loves to see you in her hoodie, even though on you it's oversized; the sleeves too long and the shape baggy looking.

She'll happily give you her whole wardrobe just to see you in her things.

Vi will pick you up all the time. She will carry you anywhere.

Bridal style? Obviously. A piggyback ride? Of course.

Don't even try to fight being hoisted like a sack of potatoes onto her buff shoulder or she will teasingly slap your ass while you squirm.

She will also lift you when she wants to kiss you without needing to bend down.

Vi will shove you up against the wall, paw at your thighs and wrap your legs around her waist while in the heat of the moment.

Or, she'll lift you up and place you on a desk or counter. Her standing between your spread legs while making out.

When arguing or in a heated moment, Vi would never do that condescending, jerk thing where she finds you "cute" when you're mad.

No, she hates that. Just because you're smaller than her does not lessen your emotions. It doesn't invalidate them because of just the way you are. Because you have to look up at her to get your point across.

When you are mad she listens intently, even sitting down or purposely leaning, so that you two can see eye to eye.

You are the little spoon, always.

Vi will smother you in her muscular arms and stay that way forever.

And, she has a vice grip, so if you ever wake up before her, be prepared to just stay trapped on the bed until she herself wakes.

Vi loves being taller and bigger than you and more importantly, she loves that you love it.

Nothing gets Vi more turned on than when you watch her work out.

The way your eyes roam over her six pack, her sweat covered chest, her flexing biceps.

She won't even finish her workout, she'll have to have you right then and there.

Vi makes it her job in life to reach anything on the top shelf for you or to carry anything heavy for you.

She's supremely touchy with you in public.

Arm always wrapped around your shoulder or waist, hands intertwined, forehead kisses and soft cheek caresses.

Daniel is such a good dad. I know it’s obvious but have you ever r e a l l y thought about it. It’s in the small things. Leave aside the fact that he moved to a place he hated for his kid, big deal, a lot of fathers would do that. But Danny is an A-Dad, and here’s why. Remember how Charlie tried to lick the bus after Mamo said it was extremely clean? And Danny held him close and asked gently heyy, what are you doing? What are you, nuts?

This nuts thing is exactly what he keeps preaching to Steve, too, it’s what adults say to each other. And Danny uses it on his kids because he treats them not like little dumbasses, like my parents treated me, but like small people who just need to learn more. Instead of slapping and yelling out Danny’s first reaction is adoration/protection. It’s not an easy reflex to develop, either, because when you see your kid do something potentially dangerous or dumb, your brain goes alarm!, and you act out on impulse. Danny’s impulse is not to slap, but to hold.

You remember how on that baseball game he leans to his daughter and says, we love uncle Steve, but do you ever think why we use the pronoun we with the kids? I’m thinking about it now, because I’m drunk, and because I’m 26 and I’m still developing daughterly feelings towards Danno so hard they almost knock out my daughterly feelings towards Tony Stark. Anyway, Danny says we when he talks to his kids because in his mind they’re a team. And we all know how important and cool a team is, right? Being a family is fabulous. Being ohana is very very good. And on top of that, they’re also a team. Danny Williams, an adult, never excludes his kids, making them fell like they’re as important as his adult friends. That’s also why everybody around is uncle This or Aunt that.

I am not surprised at all Grace grew up to be this person who stands up to a guy twice her size to protect her friend. Her father is Danny Williams.

You know, some people love their children. But then there are parents who are in love with their children. The thing about infatuation is that, when you grow out of your adorable puppy baby doe eyed phase and become a teenager, it’s a challenge for your parent. They gotta be Danno-level in love with you to maintain the level of ace parenting when you’re nasty, uncertain, horny and stubborn. And what was Danno’s reaction when Grace started dating? Protecting her even more.

With him, it’s always he and his kids, and then the world. Time and again he proves he values his two youngsters above everything else, giving them immense sense of safety and certainty in this world. That’s why, when everybody is crying and hysterical around her at the ball which was crushed by a bunch of criminals, Grace turns to her friend and she’s completely chill, and she’s like, don’t worry, my dad’s here. Even though we know realistically it’s gonna take McGarrett to come and break them out, those minutes Grace couldn’t give two fucks about a group of crooks, because she knew Danno was there and that was enough to keep her from freaking out.

Like Daniel is a dad first and a human being second and the more I rewatch hawaii the more it positively amazes me. Danny thinks about his kids so much it affects his peace of mind because he projects everything on them and is preoccupied with their wellbeing far beyond normal amount. Danny is such a dad I saw a post on tumblr which said he did a good job at parenting McGarrett. And I do think the fact that Steve is relatively ok physically by the end of the show, given all the incredible injuries he’d sustained, is due to Danny’s father work on him which neither of them even realized was being done. 

I bet if there was an alien invasion he’d be in the front row of military, flamethrower in his hands, because I will not let you green faced hobos mess up the planet my daughter goes to school on