imagine a goat with a hat
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what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat
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imagine a goat with a hat
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what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

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"haha these alpha trad men really just have dom/sub kinks!" i know misogyny isn't real to a lot of you guys but did you know that some people just actually do genuinely think women are inferior creatures
like if you actually threw one of these trad men into the dom/sub community, he would just be a danger to a female sub because the problem isn't really with him wanting to dominate but with the the fact that he has internalized the idea that women as a whole are not deserving of respect as equals and exist to be dominated
My partner and I are number 8 in line for a flat about 2 minutes away from where we live and I want it so fucking bad š
Itās got three bedrooms, one bath/WC and one WC, and most importantly: ITS OWN LAUNDRY ROOM AND A BACK YARD.
A YARD. WHERE YOU CAN PLANT STUFF.
The back and front are in the south west, so sun all day, but thereās some shade from trees so thereās shade + full sun depending on where you stand.
Thereās also a little meadow outside the fence.
With three bedrooms we can have our bedroom, a hobby room, and a gaming/work room.
Weād have to build a catio, since theyāre used to having free access to the balcony.
I canāt even begin to explain how badly I want this flat. But number 8 in line for a relatively cheap āfourā (which is what we call a 3 bedroom+1 living room with a kitchen) isnāt looking very promising. I have no doubt in my mind that someone if not all of the first 7 people are going to accept, though my dad thinks the area will scare people off. Why would they apply for it if they hate the area though, right? Heās so optimistic š Itās a nice neighbourhood in this area and itās like a semi townhouse, so I expect it to be hella coveted, especially for families. Itās seldom you see flats with 3+ bedrooms.
Iāll know next week. I wish I could know before the weekend but hey, guess Iāll try to not think about it lest I implode š©
Imagine being a social worker meant to help people but you actually add fucking negative value into the life of the person youāre meant to help. Not even zero worth of value. Negative. You actually make someone feel like shit. What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?
Everyone talking about a heatwave. Itās 18°C and cloudy here. Winds are coming from the north. Iām cold and therefore Iām in pain. Iām so tired of living in this cold soup. Can my life stabilise so I can move south and melt like butter?

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This tweet means a lot to me.
Itās probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?
āWhy donāt you use aiā idk man beyond the obvious environmental and āthis machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselvesā thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid
reblog if youāve had an online friendship thatās lasted more than 2 years
Iām in a bit of a pickle about the campaign Iām running. I want to add an easter egg that wonāt actually have much bearing on THIS campaign, but it would open up to future ones. It means the most to one of the players as it hints to one of his ādeadā characters.
I may have to abandon this idea though because there are some issues like potential railroading, TPK, and possible feelings of confusion or disappointment with the players when it turns out she doesnāt show up again and was not a key figure in the story despite being so powerful.
Buuuut it would be fun if I could leave this little nugget in there so Iām torn.
Iām doing Phandelver and Below: The Shattered Obelisk.
Some spoilers ahead!
So, I would replace an NPC with the above mentioned character, but the thing is that if the party decides to fight her, they will not win. She is, at this point in time, i.e. when the party runs into her, a powerful high priestess or cleric of Vecna whoās out on a mission to gather ancient netherise arcana and knowledge (she wonāt say this). She is willing to make them a deal. If they hold off a band of rowdy orcs that seem to seek trouble for her, she will give them information and/or a reward. (I would fine tune the reward if I go with this.)
She could probably kill the orcs herself, but it would prolong her stay and she simply doesnāt have the time. (I would work on this too.)
Iām thinking of leaving clues for the party that this is not a fight they want to pick. For example, she controls a dozen undeads (and this is actually the same as the NPC in the book, who is a necromancy wizard of Thay). A wizard of Thay is easy to identify if passing some checks. I guess there can be signs of belonging to a cult of Vecna, too. But they need to know that this is not some mere level 3 cleric. This character will kill them if they instigate a fight instead of cutting a deal or leaving in peace. I donāt want to railroad, but Iām not sure what clues to leave to help the party think before they start blasting.
She would not likely leave the fight either but I guess that is a possible out. Itās just⦠sheās not done with her mission.
So idk if I should just keep the wizard instead, even though heās also not important for the campaign, heās really just a side quest that can lead to two other quests, one which they have already picked up from someone else, and the other being dealing with the orcs. Which I also think is just a side quest that will serve very little for the rest of the campaign. I think these side quests serve partly as a way to gather resources and make allies, to earn levels, and also they force the players to leave Phandalin so that each time they return, they see changes in the place and the inhabitants, and that serves the second part of the campaign as it hints that something else is going on in the area.
So weāll see what I do. This is my first time DMing and I chose a ready campaign to learn the basics but I do want to homebrew in the future. I guess this is my first taste of like semi-homebrewing something.
Iām working on getting the playersā background stories into the campaign in some manners, and have done so partly when the opportunity arises, like gambling. A dragon or two will also show up and I can work with that for one of them. I work best when I get lightbulb ideas but brainstorming will be required for this.
Anyway. Time for bed. I just couldnāt sleep until I got this out of me. None of them have tumblr so they canāt see my plans and thatās why Iām here.

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Recovering from autistic burnout as a high-masking adult:
To recover, you literally need to manually learn skills that most people learn as a toddler
You need to learn what makes your body uncomfortable, and what to do to fix it
If you are high-masking, that usually means that you have learned to ignore every distress signal your body sends unless it is a distress signal that a neurotypical person would recognize. People have likely been unintentionally gaslighting you about your lived experience your entire life
If you feel bad or panicked for no reason, stop and try to pay attention to your body. Are you tense? You are likely feeling physical pain somewhere. If you've been gaslit about your pain your entire life, you might not be able to identify it.
Go through a sensory checklist.
SIGHT: Try closing and covering your eyes. If this gives you relief, the lights are probably too bright. You may also need differently-colored lights
SOUND: Cover your ears. Does this give you relief? If so, you may need earplugs or noise canceling headphones. You may also benefit from a neutral or pleasant background noise, like soft music or brown noise.
TOUCH: Are your clothes uncomfortable? Your chair? Your body? Do you feel greasy, like you need a shower? Do you need softer, sensory-friendly clothing?
TASTE: Do you need to brush your teeth or tongue? Would chewing on something help?
SMELL: Is there a strong or unpleasant smell in the room? Do you need to clean or empty a trash can? Would an air purifier help? Would a pleasant smell like a candle help?
INTEROCEPTION: Are you hungry? Thirsty? Tired? How is your posture? Are any of your muscles tight or sore? Scan your body slowly from head to feet, tensing and loosening each group of muscles. Going for a walk or doing a series of quick stretches may help a lot.
Learning how to do this stuff is not intuitive, if you've had an entire lifetime of gaslighting telling you that everything hurting you isn't a big deal and you're being dramatic over nothing.
This takes time, it takes work, it's not intuitive, and it's hard. Most people forget how hard it is, because they learned this as toddlers.
If you want to recover, you need to relearn your whole body. And get over your idea of "normal" and just wear the damn sunglasses and put on the headphones. If people stare, fuck em. You're disabled and they can deal with that.
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by Pablo Begni
we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years
Let's ambush mama! š¼
"Why do Pallas cats always look grumpy?"
"Pallas kittens."
The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

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