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And a very happy Valentine's day to all happily married/engaged epileptic beekeepers prone to fainting spells, may you be kept safe from the plague!
Guess a lot of you didn't realize Mr. St Valentine has been pulling double duty

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Tags: Caleb x fem!Reader, smut, unprotected angry sex, Calebโs back and heโs jealous, breeding kink, mdni, not proofread sorry, this shit is NASTY i fear.
An: This one is for a dear friend of mine ๐โโ๏ธ Thanks for making me pull out of my writerโs block. LOOK iโm so sorry if this is bad but i had to write SOMETHING to pull me out of this funkโฆ i hope you all enjoy
How did you end up trapped underneath your half-cyborg best friend who was legally deceased while taking the meanest deep strokes of your life? Well, thereโs a simple answer. Caleb knew Xavier was home.
Actually, he knew everything: the dates, the tender moments, the secret times, the nightly rendezvous. Pissed was an understatement.
Had you forgotten? Had you forgotten all the promises you two made each other when you were younger? Had you forgotten that you were fucking made for him? You had to have. Thatโs why you were stringing along 4 different guys. You were trying to fill a hole that only he could fill.
That had to be why.
Your boyfriend loved playing with your pussy. And, no, not in a sexual way.
You were cuddling, your back resting against his chest while his tired eyes were fixed on the TV after a long day. Your legs were spread and his big hands were subconsciously roaming lazily over your relaxed body, down, down until he reached the waistband of your pretty panties. You glanced down at his hand when he slid it under your underwear, meeting your soft pussy lips.
You looked up at him when he started rubbing and pinching your folds only to see your almost sleepy boyfriend staring at the TV, very drawn into the show. He didn't even look at you, not even a slight flinch. Because, well, he was too damn relaxed, watching TV while playing with your pussy because he loved how soft and puffy it was.
You whimpered lowly, turning your attention back to the TV while he kept molding your pretty pussy.
A few minutes later, you started squirming when he accidentally rubbed your little bud, making you leak.
And, without noticing, he slid his thick fingers down to your sappy cunt, rubbing small circles over it before moving them back to your clit, making it throb.
You bit your lip, lifting your hips against his hand, meanwhile he chuckled softly at the forgotten TV show in the background.
He kept playing with your clit and cunt until you were all soaked, holding back your moans when your clit started throbbing deliciously against his fingers while you orgasmed.
Finally, he looked down at you, noticing his very flushed and lustful little girlfriend. Then, his eyes moved down to his hand, sliding it out of your panties. His fingers were sticky, soaked with your arousal.
This is so Zayne and Sylus coded ๐ฅต
size training with sylus
<slyus x fem!reader>
where youโre size training on Sylusโs dick. โค๏ธ
genre/warnings: smut, pwp, big dick!sylus, size training, size kink, dear god sylus and his fat cock, breeding kink, unprotected sex, pet names, dumbification, dacryphilia, itโs just sylus brain rot โค๏ธ
w/c: 2K
a/n: Iโm on Love & Deepspace fic tumblr! ๐ฎ hope Iโll be welcomed nicely here haha. As a peace offering, this is my present to everyone (and especially the Sylus girlies)!
You shift your body slightly, trying to make yourself comfortable, on top of taking slow breaths, your heart fluttering at Sylus's soft voice coaxing you.ย
"That's it. Take it slowly, kitten", his voice slow and deep in your ears. But you don't see the way he's shutting his eyes and biting his inner cheek every time you squeeze around him. He's trying to pace his breathing as well, but it feels so fucking good.
DOCTOR, DOCTOR! โ ZAYNE LI.
summary. when youโre feeling under the weather, doctor zayne is quick to prescribe you with what he knows will have you feeling better in no time.
warnings. fem!reader. nsfw. smut, fluff. pet names. boyfriend!zayne. praise, masturbation, fingering, oral sex (f!receiving), cockwarming, unprotected p in v, mirror sex, creampie, aftercare. the rocking chair is featured.
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Zayne is an intelligent man, that much was evident, but for the first time in his career, heโs absolutely stumped.
Why is that, you may ask? Well for starters, you, his beloved girlfriend, have been a bit distant lately. Not cold, not rude, but distant.
With his busy schedule, he didnโt see much of you during the day, and by the time he got home, you were usually fast asleep. It was easy to think that he was simply missing you and that was why his brain had led him to feel this rift between the two of you, but alas, he couldnโt be more wrong.
This entire ordeal truly got him thinkingโฆ
He saw a few tissues in the trash binโperhaps you were catching the common cold. But when he prepared a spoonful of bitter medicine and a glass of water to wash it down, he was met with your denial that you masked with a smile.
If it wasnโt that, what could it be? Zayne asked the same question.
Maybe you were stressed out because of work. He finds that to be probable, so he made it a point to get home as early as he could last night to give you a massage after he cooked you your favorite meal.
You seemed to be soothed by his touch, murmuring a few โahโs and โoohโs of satisfaction as his skilled hands threaded into the tense muscles of your shoulders. Once you were at ease with your head resting back on his chest, he gave you a tender kiss on your cheek before he turned in for the night.
Call him overly analytical, but when it took you awhile to join him, he had a feeling that the massage hadnโt quite accomplished what he hoped it would have.
His mind then started to wander even further. Had he forgotten to run the dishwasher? No, of course not. Had he forgotten to pay the utility bill? Absolutely not, he took his credit score very seriously, and a late payment was simply unlike him.
Had he forgotten to put the toilet seat downโฆ? Okay, he definitely did, but that couldnโt be why you were acting so unlike yourself.
And then, as he sat at his desk with a fresh plate of food in front of him, it dawned on him. When was the last time you orgasmed? More importantly, when was the last time heโd given you one himself?

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โ qimir x f!reader why would you run from him after everything he's shown and given to you. you are supposed to be his perfect acolyte. crafted for him. contents: p in v, over stimulation, semi yandere qimir | wc: 559+
Youโve lost track of how many times youโve come. How many positions he has put you in. How many times you have begged him for a break, to rest, to catch your breath, to stop the throbbing between your thighs that only gets worse the more he fucks you.ย
The more the underside of his cock rubs against your swollen clit. His fingers digging into your thighs as he holds your squirming thighs apart. The force taking over when he grows tired of holding you open for him.ย
Tease
Anthony Bridgerton x Fem!Reader. Teasing, exhibitionism, penetrative sex, dirty talk, degradation. Light/alluded innocence kink
word count: 2k
You try to be attentive as Violet speaks to the table- really, you do. Your eyes are on her and youโre watching her lips move and hearing the words that leave them, but nothing really sticks.
does it feel good?
โ qimir x f!reader
premise: he is your beginning, the whole reason you have made peace with the darkness inside your head, and you know someday he may become your end. whether by his saber or by him finally consuming completely. you welcome both.
contents: established master x acolyte dynamics, shared force bond, unprotected p in v, foreplay, light choking, biting, scars and burn marks mentioned, death, teasing, over stimulation | wc: 2.7k+
note: i love that we all saw the water scene and went yeah that's for the smut writers. glad we are collectively going insane over this man.
yeahh sooo iโm freaking it

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Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affectionย
Hey there guys. Itโs me, in 2022, commenting on this post from 2016. Thereโs been a lot of people on this site lately being like โoooh no donโt make viral uwu Iโm so pathetic, little, and defenseless and my poor notifications canโt handle 10k reblogsโ well first of all ALL of us are pathetic, little, and defenseless and secondly none of our notifications can handle 10k reblogs and thirdly Iโm not a coward and I think this should have a million notes. Not because of its own merit as a post, I just think itโd be funny if when I turn 30 this year and I reflect on the greatest accomplishments of my life thus far, I have to at least consider putting โfamous tumblr popcorn postโ on the list
Hey there guys. Itโs me, in 2023, in May specifically, Iโm 30 and for the record it rules, I had a lil aging crisis and now Iโm past that and Iโm just like goddamn it is great being in my thirties and I had a wonderful birthday NO THANKS TO YOU GUYS
actually, much thanks to you guys. Some of you were inspiringly crazy about this post. Frankly you worked harder for this than I did, and your efforts were touching and inspiring and funny and yet we STILL FAILED. GUYS WE GOTTA PUT OUR EYES BACK ON THE BALL. We have ehhh about six months before I turn the big three-one, which is actually the most important birthday because now youโre in your thirties For Real, and I personally canโt think of a better way to ring in my 31st year of life than by trying and failing to do something that I was hoping to knock out in my twenties.
Cute As A Fuckin' Button โข P12
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It's been a long time since you ended things with Steve, and your reunion is during the most awkward situation: you're both having dinner with someone else.
Content Warning: Baker!Steve x Mob!Reader, mature themes, sexual language, nudity, angst, mutual pining, jealous!reader and jealous!steve, idiots in love, mention of sex.
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Standing in front of the full-length mirror, you take a long drag from the cigar between your lips while staring at yourself. Your nude, slightly sweaty body is barely covered by a silky gown. You run a finger down your belly, watching the way your flesh moves.
"I've always wondered if beautiful people know they're beautiful," He utters as he walks up behind you, wrapping his arms around you and resting his hands on your bare hips, stroking your skin. "But you definitely know, don't you?"
A sigh leaves your mouth as you roll your eyes, handing him the cigar over your shoulder. "You don't have to stay," You say casually.
He raises a brow while taking a drag. "Is that your polite way of kicking me out, legs?" He asks with a smirk, as though he thinks that, deep down, you want him to stay.
Turning to him, you take your cigar back and give him a blank look. "You can leave now, Castle," You say bluntly. "You've served your purpose."
imagine the most meanspirited, unlikeable, rude, bitter, self centered, negative person you can think of. not a rapist, not a murderer, not an abuser. just a charmless, tactless, dyed in the wool asshole you wouldn't want to spend two seconds with. now assume they get sick, not with the flu, but with a long term, serious illness that limits their ability to provide for themself. a society in which that person is left to die alone because nobody likes them on a personal level is a failed society.
and the thing is, no matter how likeable or charming or cute you are, peoples' patience runs out. the friends who drop everything to rush you to the ER the first time you shit blood tell you to stop being so tmi the fourteenth time. people might give you a couch to crash on the first week after your shitty ex kicks you out, but by week eight, you better have another place to stay. people run out of time, patience, money, compassion, energy. there needs to be an impersonal option, a real safety net that isn't going to dump you when you become inconvenient

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it is SO FUNNY when youโre watching a show with horses in it and within the plot of the show the horses are โโโโupsetโโโ but the way they communicate this is by placing a nervous nickering sound bite over what is clearly a calm horse placidly performing a practiced trick
like clearly this is the correct and humane way to pretend a horse is upset and unhappy but itโs soooo funny like this guys ears arenโt even pinned back!!! heโs just vibing!!! dude did the least amount of rearing to get his apple treats and he can see his handler right behind the camera already reaching into the treat bag!! heโs getting a good grade in being a good little boy and his mommy is going to be so proud
See also: every โscummy sewer ratโ used as set dressing in modern tv and film is a healthy, chubby lil boi with a nice shiny coat bc he lives a blessed little rat life full of fruits and nuts and tummy scritches
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also tumblr:
Hey, I LOVE bots when theyโre just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.
Hey, I LOVE bots when
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Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.