Incorrect QSMP Quotes

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I made this blog to dump a bunch of funny incorrect quotes of QSMP characters in this trying time. A lot of them are just sourced from incorrect quote generators and vine compilations, but some are originals or from some other sources.

Feel free to send in your own in the ask box if you feel so inclined! Any language is welcome as well.

These will be about the cubitos, not the CCs, unless clearly tagged otherwise.

Masterlist of characters and relationships under the cut!

Bad: And I didn't know they let brain-dead morons into the police academy.

Pomme: Around.

Bad: Around?? You don't have any idea where he is, do you?

Missa: Pls hurry because I'm going to cry

Missa: Phil

Missa: Phil

Tina: Well, what does it say?

Cellbit: Well, you know what they say about big foot!

Roier: You mean big feet?

Everyone else: ...

Cucurucho, out of nowhere: God bless you.

Cellbit: Oh, thank y-

Cucurucho: I'm Cucurucho.

Cellbit: ...Oka-

Cucurucho: Today there are many reasons to be concerned about our nation's direction.

Cellbit: Two more hours of sleep...

Cellbit: Thirty more minutes of sleep...

Cellbit: Ten more seconds of sleep......

Pac, the next morning: Hey, you don't look like you got much sle-

Bad: Steal two more chairs.

Foolish: Cut each chair in half to make six.

Roier: Make them FIGHT for their seats!

Kameto: I would never be near children.