QQGK Incorrect quotes

Qin Jiu: I drink a lot of tea, I also eat tea, which is my final meal of the day You Huo: How do you eat something wet? Qin Jiu: Open your legs and I'll show you

Chu Yue, washing dishes: Who the fuck used this pan?! Chu Yue: Wait I the fuck used this pan... Qin Jiu: It was you the fuck. Chu Yue: It was I the fuck... You Huo: Who cooks rice in a pan? Qin Jiu: Her the fuck.

Jiuhuo: We should be allowed on ghost hunter shows Everyone else: That would be dangerous for the ghosts

You Huo: Stop thinking Qin Jiu: Huh? You Huo: You always make that face when you're about to tell me something which will piss me off Qin Jiu: I love you You Huo: Qin Jiu: Qin Jiu: Also cereal qualifies as soup You Huo: One of these days I will set you on fire

Chu Yue: who would you swipe right for? Examinee Qin Jiu or 001? You Huo: I would delete the app

Qin Jiu: Aren't you going to say, "have a nice day"? You Huo: I do not care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day

Di Li: Fun fact, an average person walks by 36 murderers in their lifetime Yu Wen: I love how this is a fun fact Qin Jiu: It is fun because they decided to not murder you

154: All in all, a successful trip. 922: We lost Boss and You Huo 154: All in all, a successful trip!

Examinee Qin Jiu: I screwed up big time Invigilator You Huo: Given your daily experiences, you need to be a little more specific

You Huo: What does a rainbow mean to you? Qin Jiu: Gay rights Chu Yue: There's money Old Yu: That's the sign of god's promise to never destroy the earth with a flood Di Li: An optical phenomenon where sun's rays reflect out of water droplets into a spectrum of colors

You Huo: oh a shooting star. *to the kids* make a wish Di Li: I wish for good grades. Yu Wen: Nerd Di Li: Di Li: Actually, I wish for the start to fall at 30deg and hit Yu Wen

Qin Jiu, looking at You Huo handing him a barrel of kerosene and a lighter: If I say yes, am I joining a cult? You Huo: yes. Qin Jiu: k, I'm in

Gao Qi: What did you two do?! Jiuhuo: We did what you told us to, we tackled our problems head on instead of running away. Gao Qi: I meant emotionally, not arson?!

922, coming home late: oh what's for dinner? 154, looking at the burnt food: regret

You Huo: sometimes I like to place my hands on someone's cheeks, gazing into their eyes You Huo: and violently jerking their head till it snaps Qin Jiu: that took an unexpected turn Chu Yue: so did their head

Qin Jiu: *holding a teapot* coffee or tea? You Huo: tea Qin Jiu: wrong, this is coffee

Yu Wen: why don't humans have a specific noise for 'there are bees here, let's leave immediately'. Why are elephants more advanced than humans? Di Li: we do have a specific noise for it Di Li: it sounds like 'there are bees here, let's leave immediately'