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everyone here is so fucking rude but GOD FORBID you give that energy back?

#work #i hate people here #i hate people #suck my ass

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“WHICH ONE OF YOU DID IT” & “MADELEINE MADELEINE MADELEINE MADELEINE”

these scenes will forever be in the hall of claudia crashouts

#iwtv armand #iwtv claudia #iwtv louis #iwtv s3 #amc iwtv #armand iwtv #claudia iwtv #iwtv #amc interview with the vampire #interview with the vampire #kristen dunst #delainey hayles

i refuse to watch the new season, cus wdym they reconcile and get beheaded INSTANTLY

#iwtv armand #iwtv louis #iwtv claudia #iwtv s3 #amc iwtv #amc interview with the vampire #iwtv spoilers #claudia iwtv #iwtv

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having a nightmare about a guy who isn’t with you on NEW YEARS?? my GOD and the urge to text him about it like “omgg i gotta tell him, he won’t belie.. oh yeah. we don’t talk like we used to. he probably won’t respond.” is SICKENING. SOMEONE SEDATE ME

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this aged well, we’re dating-

oh claudia my baby, please give her back her madeleine

#iwtv #iwtv louis #iwtv armand #iwtv claudia #iwtv s3 #amc interview with the vampire #amc iwtv #claudia iwtv

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my bf and i aren’t real.

so we see a sign that says lickdale, a place, and it’s become a running joke now. so we’ll see a name and say “omg they’re licking him like they’re licking dale.” however, i can never remember its dale, i keep thinking it’s dave! i blame this on alvin and the chipmunks. (i think ian’s name is dale for some reason)

so i see a sign and it says LM, so duh i think lick mike. and i say lick dave! he says no it’s dale. and i say “yeah i blame alvin and the chipmunks. dale is the bad guy who makes them sing for money and dave is a good parent. no he’s not. he also makes em sing and dance for money?” and so, from a previous joke unrelated, he says “i was gonna say is dave like joe jackson, but i almost said joe jonas.” and so he’d would be flicking the chipmunks while singing camp rock.

thank you for your time!

#alvin and the chipmunks #uh funny i think #i love my boyfriend #subby bf #he’s not but i’m going to put it anyway #he said i shouldn’t put that #i’m batman #michael jackson #joe jackson #joe jonas

i am a tampa bts concert-er. suck it.

#bts rm #bts hoseok #bts yoongi #bts jhope #bts #tampa #florida #arirang #bts army #bts arirang #kim namjoon #kim seokjin #min yoongi #jung hoseok #park jimin #kim taehyung #jeon jungkook

we went from not seeing yoongi for a decade and some change to seeing him damn near everyday and NO one is talking about it

being jealous of two trolls who have like one of the most healthiest relationships i’ve ever seen is so humbling

#trolls #trolls band together #idk how to tag this #im just a girl #this is so stupid #and kinda funny #branch and poppy #trolls branch #trolls poppy #this is sick #healthy relationships #why are trolls better relationship models than most people i know

having a nightmare about a guy who isn’t with you on NEW YEARS?? my GOD and the urge to text him about it like “omgg i gotta tell him, he won’t belie.. oh yeah. we don’t talk like we used to. he probably won’t respond.” is SICKENING. SOMEONE SEDATE ME

#idk how to tag this #im just a girl #happy new year #i’m gonna cry #i’m gonna crash out #i’m gonna throw up #all the things!

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ohfxye

you really gotta stop sayin darlin like that,

all slow and honey-thick,

like you’re leaning on a fence post

with the sun sitting polite on your shoulder.

i mean, listen to you.

you stretch one word into three,

and i’m laughing, shaking my head,

tellin you that drawl’s criminal.

but you don’t stop, do you, cowboy?

you never do.

you just smile and say it again real soft like.

like you know exactly what you’re doing.

and here’s the thing i don’t say out loud.

every time you call me that?

something in me tilts closer,

like i’m bein pulled by the sound alone.

so yeah, i’ll keep teasin you,

keep mockin the way you talk,

pretend i’m not replayin it later

just to hear you say darlin one more time.

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idc if this is me glazing myself but I STARTED TAKING THE G’s OFF OF SOME WORDS THE FARTHER INTO THE POEM TO SHOW IT WAS RUBBING OFF ON HER (a callout to my own habit to take on some of my partner’s mannerisms) BECAUSE ITS THE SWEETEST. FUCK OFF

kocoum all the way but when john said “i’d rather die than live a hundred years not knowing you” lord did my heart skip a beat.. still Team Kocoum though-

#pocahontas #disney pocahontas #disney #kocoum #disney really had no business making this #native american #disney princess

famous last words: overwatch edition

“WHY TF IS VENDETTA A CHARACTER IN THIS GAME”

“MERCY, MERCY HELP HELP IM RIGHT HERE”

“genji.. genJI.. GENJI DO SOMETHING”

“HE’S TOUCHING ME HE’S FUCKING ME HE’S IN MY ASS”

“huh.. it’s kinda quiet”

“THEY’RE BEHIND ME HELP ME”

#mercy overwatch #overwatch 2 #overwatch #genji shimada #genji overwatch #should’ve been mercy #vendetta overwatch #evil italian #game #ps5

you ever pour your heart out and immediately get reminded why you shouldn’t?

#idk how to tag this #im just a girl #hehehe #kill me

#idk how to tag this #im just a girl #arcane #arcane caitvi #i hate caitlyn #i love vi #arcane violet #arcane vi #arcane caitlyn #caitlyn kiramman #wlw #lesbians

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relearning grammar and shit so i can sound more educated when i roast people >>

#idk how to tag this #im just a girl

why couldn’t i have been born a damn elven princess or something? i was born for magic, flowy dresses, smiling and waving.. maybe even hating my father, i already do that so why not do it to like a selfish ruler of a king.

#idk how to tag this #im just a girl #elves #elf princess #fantasy #if only

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