doodle of the cutie

(meanwhile Neuvi wondering where his lumitoiles went...)

Hot ticket items (1/4)

how many synonyms for “penis” do I actually know?

tier 6 (you’re literally a fourth grader): baby arm, baloney pony, beaver basher, beef whistle, custard launcher, dude piston, flesh flute, heat-seeking moisture missile, krull the warrior king, luigi, mayo shooting hotdog gun, meter long king kong dong, pig skin bus, piss weasle, purple-headed yogurt flinger, purple-helmeted warrior of love, schlong dongadoodle, single barreled pump action bollock, spawn hammer, steamin’ semen truck, tan banana, thundersword, wang doodle, whoopie stick, wing wang doodle, yogurt shotgun 

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Me anytime I think about my bf (he’s not real)

i have been thinking

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revisiting the drawing of these guys i did last year because i’m having emotions about them again JFJSHFJK they’re having fun on the beach!!! real frolicking hours with the besties!!!

some guy in the forest talks about plants at you for hours

headcanons 👍

milo greer

sam, angel, sweetheart, and babe after their first times with darlin, david, milo, and ash

these are signs the white boy is in distress and should be removed from the source of distress immedietely!!! white boys only say this when severely stressed