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𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞-𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐩/𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐮𝐤𝐨𝐧𝐠 & 𝐦𝐚𝐜𝐚𝐪𝐮𝐞 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐨 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐤𝐢𝐞 𝐤𝐢𝐝 𝐦𝐮𝐧 𝐢𝐬 𝟐𝟎+, 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐞, 𝐬𝐞𝐥, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐜 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞, 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫, 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐫, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐦.

Muse Info:

Lugu/Macaque—In this universe, there is a parasite called the Calamity of Sin. It comes into being every time there is a cataclysmic event. It appears from massive amounts of magic being displaced, or the balance tipping too much. Death and devastation are a close third option. Heaven has done well to deal with this threat for thousands of years. Only...they did not get to its last known location in time. It has already infected Macaque partially and is hunting him to finish the job. However, there is no telling if it will take more people.

Wukong—Something is wrong with the king, but no one can quite tell what. He acts normal so far, but there is just this...air of something around him that makes the hair on the back of your neck rise.

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" 'What is it but a mo' --"

the four kinds of nicknames wukong tends to give people (for your reference!)

i. relating to their 'official' title, ranging from 'little sage' to 'marshal' to outright using their full heavenly-assigned titles/religious names, e.g. eight rules or heavenly marshal- this type of nickname is less about being formal to the other party for wukong, and more something he does tongue-in-cheek usually! but at the same time, wukong is likely to resort to the most formal end of the spectrum if he's ever flustered or embarrassed.

ii. relating to the nature of their relationship, e.g. terms like younger/youngest disciple-brother for his pilgrim friends, and in general, terms like 小子 (the equivalent to wukong's 'kid' in chinese), 小朋友 (the equivalent to wukong's 'bud' in chinese), 小妹 (little girl), 小弟 (little boy), 弟妹 (sister-in-law), 姐夫 (brother-in-law), 大姐 (big sister), 大哥 (big brother). however, wukong acknowledging someone's seniority over him is very rare, especially with how he often refers to himself as the eldest person in the room regardless of his actual age in comparison with others (老猴 / old monkey, 猴哥, 爷爷, etc)- if he does acknowledge someone else's seniority, this is either a result of wukong hamming it up for some kind of personal gain, or feeling close enough to you that he is willing to show some respect to you on paper (i.e. he will always call dbk 牛哥 / elder brother bull!) this is kinda formal, but a bit more casual than referring to someone by their title/title-adjacent- and is the most common way he'll refer to anyone close to him!

big note that this does not indicate an actual familial relationship between wukong and anyone! this is the equivalent of saying 'hey bro/sis' to your friend. it doesn't make you actually their sibling- it's just a way of referring to anyone respectfully and affectionately in chinese culture, where family hierarchy and kinship is important. (i'm guessing due to confucianism? don't take my word for it though haha)

iii. relating to their personal characteristics, i.e. ‘little heaven / xiaotian' and 'little hero' for mk in canon, and something like 'little shadow' and 'little warrior' for macaque. other plausible examples: 'little astronaut' for chang'e, 'little chilli' for mei, 'little chef' for pigsy? he will not use the word 大 for this category- and if he really wants to be silly he'll refer to you with names of food, e.g. 'little lotus bun' for nezha... this is the second most common way he'll refer to anyone close to him!

" what's the point in getting so worked up over the passage of time? my body's still spry and my mind's still sharp! "

** // SYSADMIN ... hi there! i've seen these tend to get around rather decent, so i figure it's time to put myself out there. ------ ... PLEASE REBLOG THIS if you'd be interested in roleplaying with a PRIVATE, UNAFFILIATED, HEADCANON - BASED SERIAL DESIGNATION: N-0X0010010 from MURDER DRONES, an animated series by GLITCH PRODUCTIONS!

[ @qicixian ]

"I'm sorry, she? The rock has a gender? We're gendering the rock?"

"Careful there, don't start hacking up any of your fur from your little 'five course' meals." He can't help the smirk, tail twitching behind him as his moves are dramatic, drawn out. Oh how he knows his theatrics grind on the others nerves. Perfect.

"My my my, so eager to know about my life? Guess it's reasonable considering all you do is live the hermit life. Must be so disconnected from the world that you crave information from me? Youch."

❝ oh, you'd wish i was that lonely, wouldn't you? well, news flash- i have a life outside of you, bud! a very fulfilling life, with friends and enemies that aren't you. ❞ can't live much of a hermit life when everyone keeps trying to drag him into things, can he? like into battle, or scrolls, or outside. (the horror... okay, he'll admit that mk's right- fresh noodles from pigsy is better than takeaway!)

sputters. coughs. hacks. ❝ uh, excuuuuuuse you?! i don't need to spy on you, not when you cause a scene every time you come up! ❞