all grown up

bart simpson and chris griffin go to couples therapy

kermit internalised homophobia

5. bee real

8. how to draw a horse

9. pink in the night

10. counting sheep

The text reads,

“YOU WERE FRANTIC AND FOOLISH, YOU KEPT NO TRACK OF TIME, YOU RAN YOUR DELICATE BODY INTO ITS NATURAL END, YOU BURNED ALL YOUR CANDLES TO STUMPS, YOU ARE TIRED AND HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO LAY DOWN, YOU HAVE EARNED THIS REPERCUSSION, THIS REWARD, THIS RECKONING, YOU FINALLY  NEED TO KNOW

HOW TO DECAY GRACEFULLY

-one day I will accidentally space out while walking across the street and stop and get hit by a car

-the DNA lab we’re doing in biology will reveal that I am actually a cyborg and that my life is a lie

-it wasn’t my parents that moved me to my bed whenever I fell asleep somewhere else

-my feelings for another person will never truly be reciprocated and I will die alone

-while running up the stairs, two steps at a time, I will miss a step and smash my face into the ground

-if the closet isn’t closed, something will come out of it and kill me in my sleep

-I will do so badly on the next math test I take that it drags my grade down by an entire letter

-true absence of sound will lead me to realize some fundamental truth that ruins my life

-my favorite distractions will kill me

-while swimming in the ocean, I will accidentally brush against a jellyfish and someone will have to pee on me to cure the wound

-one day I may not accidentally space out while walking across the street and stop and get hit by a car

-the DNA lab we’re doing in biology will reveal that I am not a cyborg and my inability to handle emotions has no reason

-my parents never cared enough to move me to my bed whenever I fell asleep somewhere else

-my feelings for another person will never truly be reciprocated and I will die alone because I am unlovable

-after running up the stairs and falling, everyone will continue to walk past me

-if the closet isn’t closed, I will have one less ritualized habit to tether me to my life

-bombing the next math test means that I am a terrible student and will fail everything in life

-true absence of sound will lead me to realize that I am horrible and everything is horrible

-my favorite distractions will lead to me killing myself once I realize I can no longer fill the void in my chest

-the urine won’t help and I’ll just die even more disgraced than usual