we don’t have to dream that we’re important.

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"*Breaking News: Talking lobotomite arrives in Think Tank. Its purpose? Unknown. Undefinable. Its presence here? Unpossible.*”

"-You may know me as the Head Chief First Researcher of Labs Z-9 and Z-14. There, I fought valiantly to preserve rattlesnake DNA, and put it right where it belongs, in the husk of another feared predator.-“

"Why, my little bear of teddyness, I am Doctor Dala, First Head Chief Researcher of mineralogy and medicinal sciences. I have 211 doctorates in both applied sciences and techniques to apply those sciences. I also possess a degree in Curiosity and Advanced Curiosity."

"NOW IT'S HOLDING UP AN ARRAY OF FULLY-ERECT HAND PENISES. IF IT TRIES TO INSERT THEM, ACTIVATE VIVISECTORS."

"A wise man once said, the eyes do more than see."

"2 plus 2 equals... {incoherent mumbling}... FOUR-BIDDEN, idiots of the Think Tank!!"

"Congratulations, citizens of Vault 11! You have made the decision not to sacrifice one of your own. You can walk with your head held high knowing that your commitment to human life is a shining example to us all."

"Acceptance into Utobitha open to mutants only. Former human servants of the Master conditionally accepted for purposes of centaur feeding duties."

"We hope to forge a brave new world, free of war and poverty, by sharing knowledge and resources. Our primary goal is the free exchange of ideas."

"Like I always say, a polite society is an armed society."

'Farewells can be a time of sadness. Letting go... difficult. As a guest of the Sierra Madre, you know that truth more than anyone. Frederick Sinclair believed one's life could be made anew every day, that fortunes were more than the wealth in your hands. Love. Life… family, those to care for, and those who will care for you. To those who know these joys, the Sierra Madre holds little they don't already have. Out in the world, beyond these walls, that is your chance to begin again. I hope you'll return, in happier times. Until then, the Sierra Madre... and I... will hold you in our hearts.'

"Kimball, Caesar, House... you'd think their whole world was that wall, cutting the Colorado. If I'd never laid eyes on it, never spoke of it..."

"What was once a profitable Bighorner ranch has recently been abandoned, and its owner—a man named Ulysses—is nowhere to be found."

If anyone gets this, I'd like to make sure that Pvt. Jeffery Hui and Cpl. Marcus Christensen are commended for their valor and sacrifice. Both have upheld the ideals and honor of the New California Republic with distinction. Ranger Teresa Lutz, out."