okay so if you know me IRL I like to talk sometimes (a lot) about how much I fucking love my paragard  and -

WARNING GROSS SCARY PERIOD TMI ALERT ALERT RUN AWAY SQUEAMISH FOLKS WHO FIND NORMAL HEALTHY BODILY FUNCTIONS OF VAGINA POSSESSING HUMANS TERRIFYING

- like it does make my period really fucking ridiculous in a way that no single cup/pad/tampon can handle for more than like an hour. So . I make do with Venti doubleshot tampons and overnight grandma’s-kind-of-incontinent pads or whatever combination of things I need, because one is never enough. 

And I just feel fucking awesome because THERE IS MORE BLOOD THAN CAN BE STOPPED OR CONTAINED BY ANY MANMADE THING (manmade). and I’m just casually going about my day like nothing is wrong when I don’t even know how I’m still fucking ALIVE with this much blood leaving my body like WHERE DOES IT COME FROM DON’T I NEED BLOOD IN MY BODY I GUESS NOT

but i’m just fucking doing science and living my life and feeling awesome.

and i feel like a fucking superhero

aaand I’m NOT PREGNANT SO THATS COOL TOO

mini spring giveaway :)

i haven’t done one of these in a while but i know a lot of people love lush and can’t always afford it so i thought i would give away a few of their items!

the winner will receive everything shown in the picture - charity pot lotion, whoosh shower gel, knot wrap shown in pic, sex bath bomb, butter ball bath bomb, baby bot bath bomb, chou chou toothy tabs, popcorn lip scrub, FUN, comforter shower gel, and their choice of face wash (doesn’t have to be angels on bare skin, thats just the one pictured)

to enter just reblog this post! likes don’t count, and it’s one entry per person (reblogging a bunch and spamming your followers won’t help you)

the winner will be chosen randomly on april 19th at 8 pm central time, and they will be privately messaged and have 24 hours to respond. if you have any other questions feel free to ask!