Q

How is it only 60 degrees out right now?

There’s this thing, right… it’s called winter. It’s a season, and it means that it’s cold outside. Pretty crazy, I know.

It’s supposed to be wayyy colder though.

How is it only 60 degrees out right now?

I’m going to let you in on a little government secret…Winter.

That’s exactly the problem. It should be much colder this late in the year.

“Yes, it’s been said few times now, you are heavy. Quick, quick, make your mind honey, I think I left my iron on.“

A convenient time for you to remember.

“I doubt it. When you’ll already pass out, I can try and blow you off of me. So? What are you gonna do?”

“Not going to get used to anything. You want to get sick or what?”

I might just get so cold I pass out and then you’ll be stuck under me for ever and probably suffocate.

“Am I that comfortable to sit on? Sir, I must tell you, you’re quite heavy.”

Eh.. reasonably confortable. Well... you better get used to it because I think we’ve reached a stalemate.

“I thought we are having a duel to the death, not a wrestling party. You can pin me down as long as you wish, just make sure to not freeze.”

“Well... I’m not actually gonna kill you... so we may be here for a while.”