Sweet Chili Dreams

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

ITS BACK

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded

men need to be androgynous little rock sluts again. hair gel and cheap black nail polish are still sold in stores. chop chop

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

letd go eat parts of that guys car

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im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

"get home safe" is a spell and i am casting it on all of you ✨