That one Person

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!

It's September now

people online will just say "I don't trust the Chinese" as if that's normal and not the sort of thing a cartoon racist would say out loud

Late night controversial take but maybe if squidward tried to understand spongebob’s interests and joys he would be less miserable

THIS whenever he tries playing spongebob's games he always enjoys it so much like this happens multiple times both in the show and the comics but it always backfires and returns to his old self HE CAN BE SO SILLY THE WRITERS JUST WON'T LET HIM HAVE FUN IT'S MAKING ME MAD LET HIM BE HAPPY👿👿

its so frustrating being a squidward fan bc he always loops back to his usual self at the end of the episode but also they cant actually have character development bc the show is partially built on the unchanging premise of this optimistic guy who never gives up and has a genuine appreciation of everything around him including his neighbor who is sarcastic and nihilistic and contrasts him in every way, who acts like he doesnt care about the other, and then we never get to see him grow as a person or have healthier approaches towards life because the confrontation of these two philosophies and the back and forth between them is just too interesting, and if one gear in the story making machine were to change it would just destroy the interactions between each element completely, my girlfriend is stuck in the story making machine and its horrible and awful and upsetting but the narrative oooooh the narrative is so good that even if it kinda requires my fave being eternally unhappy and having the worst life of his life to make it work im still gonna watch it lol

based, probably

bro you know i only eat factory processed mystery meat and canned beans because i’m on the industrial revelation diet. this is what our ancestors ate, and they had the western male virility to work 18 hours a day unlike freshpilled producecels

Reblog this if you hate queers

the best thing a male character can do is be insane and love his wife

going to be honest. some of you are tagging the most sane milquetoast little guys on this post. if he won't drive a speedboat through a whale, kill a man with a fanny pack, go on a murder spree with a pencil, or commit a little cannibalism all because he loves his wife he does NOT count

Cookie run fans will be like "omg rainbow shard god cookie just dropped" like bestie they aren't cookies anymore they don't even look like cookies You are playing People Run

JK, please, just...take a break. Pay someone to put the phone somewhere you can't find it. Use some of that billion dollars to go on a retreat to a lovely island somewhere. Buy an assortment of rare grasses and touch each one.

so close to leaving instagram im TIRED OF IT!

ur so right