Puddin'

behind every girlboss is another, bigger girlboss

they call this a pyramid scheme i think

waking up early and having a few hours to yourself really is unmatched. especially in the winter when it’s dark outside and the rest of the world is asleep, when you can hear the birds singing while you sip on a warm cup of tea. it feels like a dream.

*sees the icon of a mutual I literally never talk to* oh look it’s my Friend

id like to formally apologize for calling everything sexy. it seems i have forgotten every other word that could express that i like something.

can we all stop pretending that life is fun or even tolerable i want to start being insane in public 

good morning bisexuals

good afternoon bisexuals

good night bisexuals

America has a fucking gun problem and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking moron

It’s not that we have a gun problem, it’s that we have a violence and mentally ill problem.

no, you have a gun problem. Every country has violent and mentally ill people but these things don’t happen in any other country at anywhere near the frequency and deadly-ness

College is like you’re vibing with the only girl in a class talking about music and then shes like “I don’t support abortion” and then you have to continue to see this person multiple times a week

*slowly removes my heart-shaped sunglasses* i beg your fucking pardon