Pyro & Medic

Pyro vanted to use ze lab computer, for vatever they do, and zey discovered zis website. A few of our friends are on here too doing vat they call an “Ask Blog”, and Pyro begged to start one too. Zis computer is ZTRICTLY for scientific research. But, we made a deal. Pyro gets to use the computer for ze blog, under my supervision, of course, and I get them to chase people up for zeir checkups.

{This is a TF2 Medic & Pyro joint ask blog! Keep your asks away from NSFW topics, please. Other than that, ask away!}

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one like = one bullet into medics head !

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[ I personally like writing the mumbling text quirk of pyro ^_^ i based it slightly off of the official tf2 blog post by pyro ! even if it bothered me writing it sometimes , it ‘ s still really fun :) ]

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old man yaoi

UHMM idk if this has been asked be4 but… Pyro, Thoughts on the blu team?? :3

Same with medic ig../SILLY

Whlm i dmpt mhnphd thmh! i emphgy phmphygn whmh nhm mhmssgn whmh thmh whmhn i wmrk! i dmpt lhmik BLMH Shmy, cmhse i amfphys hmvth thp ‘ Shmychmphm ‘ fmrh hmf ! BLMH Phfnmro shpms nmhce, bmht ihm nmpht tmh smhur cmhse apmhremephtky shmh bmhtes!

[ Well i don’t mind them! i enjoy playing with and messing with them when i work! i don’t like BLU Spy, cause i always have to ‘ spycheck ‘ for him! BLU Pyro seems nice, but i’m not too sure, cause apparently she bites! ]

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Thanks for the consideration. Well, zhey’re blus. What can I say? I do not zhink zhat ze Blu Spy is very fond of me, especially, after being in ze lab fridge for quite a long time…

(( OOC: from @the-blu-pyro

Whmrm RMDH thmenp ! i dmpt mhnphd hpmfihn tgh omfghr thmenp thmghnm.. hmhhneh!

[ We’re RED team! i don’t mind helping out the other team though.. heheeh! ]

What is your opinion on spy? Also Engie?

MHHGN!! >X3 MHHGN FS MYH HMPMSTS HF FMRNDS, shmry mhpm! whm hmvh mpchnim phrmchlts nmpd erphnynm, whm hmgh omht mlh tgh thmne thm!

ihm nmht th smhur mn Shmy thmghnm. ihm shrmll wmrkmnh onm hmghin hms fmrnd, bmth i knmh mhhgn smhur dmns lhmik hms!

[ ENGIE!! >X3 ENGIE IS MY BESTEST OF FRIENDS, sorry medic! We have matching bracelets and everything, we hang out ALL the time too!

i’m not too sure of Spy though, i’m still working on being his friend, but i know engie sure does like him! ]

What is your favourite food???

Hrmrhnmm.. phtmngh mhp mn tgh shpht hrmh! i lhmhk chmli bmpt nmpn mfh tgh mghgr mhncs lhmhk imph !

[ Hrmrhnmm.. putting me on the spot here! i like chilli, but none of the other mercs like it! ]

HMUH!? Dhm i shmpd nymt phmhy?? :((

[ HUH!? Do i sound not okay?? :(( ]

Vat kind of Medic do you vhink I am? One that comes unprepared? You are very mistaken, my friend. Zey are right here in this dra

Where

Where are zey.

HUDDA!! Frphnma hn ahsmk :3 whl whym i whgme uhmp , igt's mhy ghmbh th mhpm erhpnymhn cymhpme, sm i amhphys dmh fhmt fhrsmt fhyng! Thnm i whmdnr ahrompdh tph hmsp fpm a whylm, ufm thmre's nm wmrpk mpf crphse. i dmpt dm mphch nm tph mrphminsg tm bmp hphsnet hmhp ^3^

[ HUDDA !! Finally an ask :3 well when i wake up, it's my job to make everyone coffee, so i always do that first thing! Then i wander around the base for a while, if there's no work of course. i don't do much in the mornings to be honest heh ^3^ ]

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Zometimes it is hard to ztick to a certain zchedule vile being a mercenary. But, I do have a rough time map, for non fighting days.

I vake up around 6 to feed my doves and let zem out. I allow zem to fly free and zey don’t stray far, and come inside at night. Very intelligent creatures, yes?

Occasionally I vill have overnight experiments to check on, or something along zose lines.

I drink a coffee, I like it black. Pyro usually makes them for everyone in the morning

I do zis before everyone wakes up, with 8 other mercs, accidents happen. I have a few injuries a day, taking up zome time. Schweinhunds.

Whenever I have free time, it is most likely being spent doing more study, or perhaps writing reports.

Or sometimes I spend time with heavy.

I zhink zats about it.

Ach… Too many to count. I almost feel bad for ze poor heavy.

(Key word: almost.)

But, not to vorry. Ribs grow back!

(No zey don’t.)

How are you and the others doing specifically?

Hallo asker.

Me? I’m doing swell. Zere’s not been much fighting lately, so no new cadavers to experience on.

As for ze others? Well, Pyro is, to put it simply, ecstatic about zis blog. Ooh hoo hoo… Just wait till zey hear about our first question! Let’s just hope my lab is not burnt to a crisp…