I fell into a burning ring of fire

So you’re saying that you missed me, yeah?

What have you been up to?

You don’t think I get out enough?

I’m going to kill him.

That almost hurts. Bullshit and things that don’t matter go in one ear and out the other.

I don’t need your lectures.

Of course you don't. It's in one ear and out the other with you anyways.

I’m pretty sure I told you to stop playing mom a long time ago.

Stop acting like a five-year-old and maybe we'll have a deal.

I’m sure she would be. Not like I give a shit.

Right. Because you don't give a shit about anything, do you, Matt? Grow up.

Uh… Yeah.

Mom would be so proud.

I’ve been great. And I’ve been around. Here and there and a bit of everywhere.

That's incredibly vague. Not that I'm surprised. Are you coming to Christmas dinner tomorrow?

Hey, sis. Happy Christmas Eve and all that bs.

I appreciate your attempt at the Christmas spirit. Happy Christmas Eve, Matt. How have you been? Where have you been?

Hey, Allison.

Hey, Brad! How are you?