Hello to you

“Yeah, have those people stay away from me please and thank you.”

“Oh wow, you poor drunk boy. Must’ve been a delight waking up to one eyebrow huh. At least one of us can say we lived through having one eyebrow, you and your battle scars.”

“Sounds like a scary story indeed. Good on you for surviving such horror.”

“Of course I mean you... and every other human being with eyebrows. Oh so you have done the deed of witnessing yourself without an eyebrow... Wow, you brave soul. Can I just ask - Why the heck would you shave one eyebrow?”

“ Well, don’t look at me. My eyebrows are my best quality but then again, I have a thousand amazing qualities. “

“Sorry but, when do I cue the ‘nobody’s perfect’ song?”

“Just because they’re talking about Halloween ideas?... That’s like having Christmas but no one really buys each other gifts, with or without seeming obsessed.”

“Well thank the no eyebrows lords that someone agrees”

“If I hear one more stupid halloween idea, I’ll go insane.”’

“Halloween is stupid, so what do you expect buddy. Oh yeah, do that. Surely you wouldn’t be the only insane person around here.”

         “ eyebrows are scary ? ”

“More like no eyebrows, don’cha think?”