gay and confused

if there's one thing i appreciate about americans, its that they are DELIGHTED by "american love burger" jokes. they cant get enough of them! much like how they cant get enough of burger……

my notes are now full of americans talking about their love for burger. peace and love on planet earth.

[ image description: a gif of Anthony Bourdain sitting in front of a red and white wall, eating an In N Out Burger and saying, "I'm just a cheap, nasty, low down...trailer park... BURGER SLUT". / end description ]

#believewomen

yes yes you’re very beautiful. Bewitching, even. AWFUL parking job, by the way

i think it’s an interesting setting for bruce springsteen songs but at the end of the day i’m glad america isn’t a real place