Scientist Supreme

Her shoulders are all boney and stuff donttellherIsaidthat can’t I sleep in your pocket? 

[nods slowly] I guess … okay.

Don’t sound so hesitant! I’m not gunna bother you…I’ll be quiet I promise.

It's not that.

I feel like you only call me Henri because you like us both having that ridiculous ‘i’ at the end of our shortened names. Harry is probably better than Henri. Hank is even better than Henri. [sighs] I just said, I’ve lost my lab. It’s an easy thing to do when you can shrink to down to only a few centimeters tall. 

…I’ll just call you Pym because your first name is a landmine of bitching. [blinks and then smiles] I knew that…I was just- [sighs]. Let’s do this then. 

That feels a tad impersonal but I can understand your reasoning. [she frowns] Do I need to now explain to you for a third time that I have lost my lab due to shrinking and misplacing it?

[she looks away] It isn’t safe, not when I’m working. You could fall into something. I’m sure Toni will let you sleep on her shoulder if you ask nicely enough.

Her shoulders are all boney and stuff donttellherIsaidthat can’t I sleep in your pocket? 

[nods slowly] I guess ... okay.

I feel like you only call me Henri because you like us both having that ridiculous ‘i’ at the end of our shortened names. Harry is probably better than Henri. Hank is even better than Henri. [sighs] I just said, I’ve lost my lab. It’s an easy thing to do when you can shrink to down to only a few centimeters tall.

[she frowns] Jon, I am not a pillow. I also have things to do today, and our partnership does not require me taking time off of my research so you can nurse your hangover on my body.

[gives her puppy eyes] I’m not telling you to take time off, I’m tiny! You won’t even notice me. Just, you know, don’t shrug a lot.

[she looks away] It isn't safe, not when I'm working. You could fall into something. I'm sure Toni will let you sleep on her shoulder if you ask nicely enough.

Oh … Well I’m not using it. I guess it isn’t a problem.

Or maybe I’ll just sleep on you.

[she frowns] Jon, I am not a pillow. I also have things to do today, and our partnership does not require me taking time off of my research so you can nurse your hangover on my body.

Oh ... Well I'm not using it. I guess it isn't a problem.

It is rather odd, I must say. Not that you don’t look good as a female, … you, um, are attractive whatever your gender, it would seem. Good genetics all round.

It's not flattering, just an observation.

… Well, this is … This I didn’t expect.

It is rather odd, I must say. Not that you don't look good as a female, ... you, um, are attractive whatever your gender, it would seem. Good genetics all round.