Lex

sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

I wonder how my Neopets are doing

Beck was a real friend

Beck was a great everything

oh my god😂

longlifebrooke

[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]

Has science gone too far

Where the hell are the Victorian Goths they should be all over this.

*SMASHES REBLOG BUTTON*

this is some insta-reblog shit, my friends, i’m like 20 seconds in

HELL YES I LOVE THIS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I COULD LISTEN NONSTOP FOR EYONS AND NOT CARE OMG

i just heard the first note and i have never click reblog so fast 

I could watch this video for hours and it would still be funny

your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. end of discussion.

Also your dog needs vaccines and your kids need meat.

Also your meat needs vaccines and your kids need dogs.

what these are all true

me and the girls out on the town

I’m the girl on the right sitting down because my feet hurt and my shoes are uncomfortable

I’m convinced he a nature demigod or be using pheromones

One of Rick Riordan’s characters escaped