METTATON NEO

*straight person voice* is he… you know… bold lip with bold eyeshadow

despite all my rage i am still just are you a bad enough dude to knife sharpening truck im trans. im a trans robot.

Yoshihiko

New form of joke: telling someone to roll an ability check for something that obviously doesn’t need that type of check

“I wanna see if this dead body is anyone we recognize” “Roll an acrobatics check”

for $8000 a month i will stop mutuals on tumblr

What does happen if you die in DnD? Do you just… stop coming to the sessions?

you die in real life.

#the dm takes you out the back and shoots you like a lame horse

friendly reminder that pedophiles dont deserve kindness and deserve to be treated the worst