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      “ I tend to only think in the now, the present is often too all-consuming for me think about anything else. But that’s kind, as it is SAD, for you to be so thoughtful of the future generations that come after us. Though not many are like you, incentive is tantalizing. Though, perhaps it could be done out of NEED. Maybe meatless Monday’s and wheat-less Wednesday’s could come back into fashion, without the war, preferably. ”

       “ Even if it’s l o n g after you pass ? You’ll never get to see the RESULTS of your sacrifice. It’s rather … well, it’s a little bit sad. ”

     “ well, they shouldn’t. they’re fairly durable. only problem is that you’re gonna’ need to change the oil a lot more than a car; about every 1500 miles. and you’ll have to change the filter about every 3000. cheap repairs though, and i could teach ya’ how to change the oil yourself. it’s less expensive than havin’ me do it here —- – don’t tell my boss i told you that. ”

      “ I’m sure you’re RIGHT. Though, you’re not really changing anything are you ? After all, you’re only one person. It almost seems like an endeavour of self interest. ”

     “ miles per gallon is about 35-45, depending on model and what kind of drivin’ you’re doin’ – - you know, around the town versus longer country roads. which is uh, really good. it’ll save you money in the long run. any particular reason you’re in the market for an electric scooter, miss ? ”

     “ i know a bit about anything with an engine. the scooter, right ? well, first off you’ll need a motorcycle license to drive it legally, unless you plan to, er, scoot around the cops. they’re pretty fast, relatively easy to navigate, and if you’re buyin’ new they can be a chunk of change. there’s a few rusty ones in the back i’m workin’ on fixing up if you’re patient. is that, uh, a sufficient answer, miss ? ”

@pvtras !

     “ so uh… you need some car help or are ya’ just lookin’ around ? ”

“ Oh, you’re a … Vegetarian ? I suppose some things            just taste GOOD, such as watermelon. ”

      “ My principles and opinions are usually synonymous. Though I IMPLORE you to continue your banana eating life, even though it may go against my principle. I really do think APPLES are far tastier though. ”

      “ It’s not about the money, God knows I have far too much of it. It’s the principle, and the principle is - bananas are DISGUSTING. ”

‘  it’s all good in the hood, petra! chillin’ like a villain ; cool by the pool and all that. —- you? still a puppy doctor? same coffee order?  ’

‘ No it’s, I mean, he’s just… I know I shouldn’t, but sometimes it’s just easier to let them take their anger out on me, I’d hate for anyone else to have to go through what I do. I’m sure the next time he sees me he’ll apologise. ’

‘ No! No, I don’t want you to hurt your hand. He yells at me a lot, a lot of the parents do, I think they think guidance counsellors give out grades or something… ’

‘  BUT if you did, it’s all GOOD, it’s what i’m sayin’. ——-  ‘kay, but do you not wanna hear a story? imagine this: patient FULLY dilated, could fit a cantaloupe in there if her heart desired to—- probably, medically speaking —- and the woman starts pushing. her eyes— WIDE OPEN. and she goes  “ nah-ah! hell no. i’m goin’ the FUCK home. let’s try it again some other time. ” tried to get off the table, almost trips and snaps her neck. they both made it, though! at what cost? i’m not sure.  ’

“I mean, I won’t disagree that some women are LITTLE BITCHES on their periods. But men are little bitches without it, so they’ve got no EXCUSE to bring it up, now do they? And before you answer —- the answer is NO. They absolutely don’t!”