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@lvciia
⊳ Ana.
“ I couldn’t CHICKEN and EGG it even if I tried ! She doesn’t exist BECAUSE of us, but we exist because of HER. You really think we OWN the world ? ”
❛ YEAH, I do. I’d like to see mother nature invent the microwave. That bitch just made FIRE. Big woop. Takes longer. ❜
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⊳ Murph.
✧ ❛ starter for @lvciia ;
“ do you know anything about the stem program here? upcoming freshman trying to weigh my options, y’know? should i stay here, should i go to hartford –– BIG DECISIONS! ”
❛ STEM? Look. STEM might get you a job and a ton of money and a hot trophy wife --- but you’re going to have to deal with the jackasses who only know how to talk about what they got on their whatever-ology exam and sperm whale excretion. Don’t do it. ❜
⊳ Carmen.
“ right. of course not and i’ve never done anything to try and give my dad a heart attack. ”
❛ Okay, okay, I sense a little bit of JUDGEMENT coming from your general direction. I’m an angel, Miss Heart-attack. A SAINT! Go ahead, ask anyone ---- like, me! You can ask me, because I’ve never done anything wrong. INCLUDING lying. ❜
ANALEIGH !
“ Why be BENEVOLENT when we tell her to go FUCK herself, Lucia ? You’ve just CURSED your next period as the WORSE one yet. Mother Nature, doesn’t HAVE to be anything, and I wasn’t using the word in a SEXUAL connotation but HA. Yeah. Probably something like that. Think she’s GETTING any ? ”
❛ She can fuck herself because she isn’t benevolent! Don’t chicken and egg this shit, Analeigh, she was being a dick to humankind before I came along and hated on her stupid poison ivy. We own the world, she should be glad we didn’t go all scorched earth in, like, whatever B.C. ❜
@ofsuttcns ! ( source: clue )
❛ I mean, nobody could blackmail me. My life is an open book ---- I’ve never done anything wrong. ❜
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“ We’re all SUBMISSIVE to Mother Nature, and in return, well, sometimes it seems as though we don’t get MUCH. But it’s a small PRICE to pay for the damage that we put forth on her every SINGLE day. ”
❛ Yeah, well, ... Mother Nature can go 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌 herself. If she’s the Jesus of the Trees or whatever, shouldn’t she be ... BENEVOLENT? Seems like a bitch to me, golden rule and all. I’m submissive to her, she’s gotta be nice to me! Isn’t that like, a sex thing too? ------ What’s Mother Nature’s safe word? 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐧𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐬? ❜
jons, ana.
@lvciia ! —- [ starter source // BOJACK HORSEMAN ]
“ Life is just one LONG, hard kick in the URETHRA. ”
❛ Steel toed boot to the vag, balls in a vice ---- either way, the universe finds some way to twist your genitals like they twist your arm. Lucia, do this! Analeigh, do that! ------ We can’t catch a break. ❜
brooks, lori.
‘ i don’t know about clapping too loud, but there is this one case where a balloon popped by one of this woman’s grandchildren induced a heart attack. and, y’know, years of unhealthy habits, but——- close enough. similarly, there was this one old man that just wouldn’t die. his family grew tired of being called in each time he coded and made it out alive every time. i suppose it’s what happens when “ a month to live ” turns into three years. ’
❛ I would just want them to pull the plug, if that were me. THREE fuckin’ years of not knowing if you’re going to live to see the next day. GOD. Putting my dad through that ... I’m sure he’d be popping balloons like a druggie pops pills. ❜
lori.
‘ the elderly have died for less. and in more disconcerting situations. i can’t be sure—- you don’t exactly control their impulses, you know? ’
❛ Well, they are the elderly. You could clap your hands too loud and BAM --- heart attack! Has that ever happened? Like, in the hospital? -------------- Have you like bumped into their bed and they just flatline? ❜
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lorelai.
‘ oh, no jim carrey for me. i’m more of a robert de niro gal. i do, however, accept the mission. i’ll be sure to spread the word about your future endeavors, to keep an eye out for you. even more: every tv at the hospital will be in tune with every channel that witnesses your rise to fame. stardom awaits for you, lucia. ’
❝ OH MY GOD. Someone might die thinking of me. Like, some geriatric patient will spend his last perverted moments looking at me and think ‘damn, she’s fine!’ and then kick the bucket. ----- What does it say about me that I can’t decide if that’s the dream? Specifically morally. ❞
daisy.
@lvciia !
‘’ please tell me this isn’t another ridiculous prank. ‘’
❝ Just because I’m planning on lying to her for the spectacle of it all doesn’t mean it’s a PRANK. It’s all GOOD NATURED humor! And ... revenge. Mostly revenge. Just ... please help? ❞
lorelai.
‘ a service, huh? i could give it a shot. however, i make no promises. but, leonardo dicaprio? i was under the impression jim carrey was far more popular these days—- something about finding his ears endearing, i heard. then again, i don’t leave the hospital too often to keep up… so, how do you intend on becoming rich & famous? ’
❝ Just, you know, the normal stuff. Affairs with football players, gold-digging, sextapes. Then once my name is out in the world --- BINGO! Freedom to write, direct, produce -- STAR! I’ll invite you to all my red carpet premiers for believing in me, if you choose to accept your mission of being supportive. Maybe I can even get you to meet Jim Carrey. You can compliment his ... ears. ❞
‹ F I L E D U N D E R › gardner, imogen.
“ you know one of the perks of having a baby face ? no one questions you when you order from the kid’s menu. that level of non-judgment is something i N E E D in my life. ”
❝ Blessing and a curse. I’m still not tall enough to go on the big kid rides at amusement parks. I’m TWENTY! --- What, you’re like ... sixteen? ❞
lorelai brooks.
‘ aren’t matrix sunglasses the only acceptable sunglasses? you betcha. you’re not authorized to be in a OR, but we can get the operation game and i’ll prove it to you. it’s essentially the same thing. ’
❝ You could like ... FILM IT! And put it on VHS. And I could show it to all my friends when I’m rich & famous, you know --- and be like: see the amazing surgeon in the sunglasses? Yeah, I know her. And like, Leonardo DiCaprio would be there, sipping champagne, and want to know me better because of you. You’d be doing me a service. ❞
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lorelai brooks.
‘ i’m TERRIBLE at it. it’s the one operation i cannot perform with my eyes closed. ’
❝ So you could do open heart surgery while wearing sunglasses? Or like, 3D glasses? That’d look cool. Or like --- --- the Matrix sunglasses? ❞
blue carslyle.
“ Hey — thanks for visiting The Inn. Can I get you anything?”
❝ Shelter from the heat, for one. Maybe a glass of water? Oooh! Or soda or juice or --- something with a little more kick. You guys have a bar? Like, one for free? Even if it’s not free for everyone else, I am ... you know ... I’ve got nothing. But it’d be nice if I could drink free. To escape the heat, of course. ❞
