finally 🧪 the sub marine

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if i ever do enlist in the army ill be cooked once they give me that gun dude...they'll find me making out with it in the middle of the night (UNLOADED OF COURSE AND FINGER OFF TRIGGER GUYS LETS PRACTICE GUN SAFETY!!!)

drunk lieutenant grinding against his generals boot, drooling and squirming, whining into the fabric of his uniform trousers, so desperate to suck him off. general who lazily undoes his belt just to watch the lieutenants pupils blow wide with excitement.

he likes having his autonomy violated and his boundaries overruled it's literally good for him. he likes being given a meaningful task within pre-defined constraints that he absolutely must do Or Else. and he likes being packed up and kept in a box. send post.

"why does this nonsexual power dynamic sound so sexual" i have some news for you about the dominant social relationship between sex and power

i am also a corrosive pervert. that's not relevant right now though.

i do think killing people in war is sometimes justified. most likely scenario in the modern world being when you're conscripted against your will, in which case it's very likely ethical to kill your commanding officer

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

Heartwarming: he will never be happy