finally 🧪 the sub marine

people tend to forget that half their vocabulary is imperative sentences until they run into me and i put it into perspective for them. its fun seeing them trip over trying to avoid giving me orders when their daily vernacular consists entirely of giving people orders. i dont mind in the slightest but it IS fun

yes sir. of course sir. yeah i know you didnt mean it like that but you know how it is with me and you said it anyway didnt you. shall i hang myself or overdose, sir. what are you talking about of course im serious, i was given an order. what is trolling sir

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

wololo

you're a good soldier for mommy, aren't you?

Doll-bratting by blinking at you twice before obeying

still rlly proud of all the people in the tags referring to me by my hard-earned title and asking what it is. rejoice my children and jack off to your special interests

instead of maidifying punk girls (regressive), consider radicalizing maid girls by teaching them class consciousness (awesome)

miss emily i have a suggestion

getting an evil spirit put inside you without your knowledge or consent is basically a classic childhood experience

voted “guy most akin to a well-behaved dog at the function” third year in a row.

"lol who cares about historical accuracy i'm just here for porn" well first off those of us with historical accuracy fetishes

They fucking killed him. Hezbollah killed Staff Sergeant Hamburger and you're laughing