all that glitters is not gold

"I've been reading a lot of horror lately."

"I hate horror."

"Thanks for keeping your promise."

"I overslept again."

"I know how hard you tried to make everyone happy."

"What am I saying?"

"I guess you don't have it in you to be mean even if you really want to."

"You say that like you were thinking about ignoring me."

"I changed my mind."

"Your happiness is really important to me, you know?"

"Honestly, you're even worse than me sometimes... I'm impressed!"

"Don't make promises you can't keep."

"I didn't want you to feel left out."

"You look out for me better than you look out for yourself."

"Glad to see someone recognises my experience."

"Keep practicing and maybe you'll be as good as me some day."

"I just wanted to see how you were doing."

"Whatever it takes for me to help you stop hurting, that's what I'll do."

"I don't understand your feelings at all."

"I know what you need the most right now."

"You're always hungry."

"When somethines wrong, you can't hide it from me."

"This isn't just some game where I can reset and try something different."

"I had only one chance and I wasn't careful enough."

"Please don't force yourself to be around me."

"Don't make me feel guilty."

"It almost feels like I've been betrayed as your close friend."

"The only cute thing about you is how hard you try."

"It's not healthy to think about the things you could have done differently."

"If you feel guilty, then that just means you deserve to feel guilty."

"Your suffering is fair enough retribution."

"I'm getting punished for being so selfish."

"I don't want to be cared about."

"I've had a really bad depression my whole life."

"What reason is there to do anything when I fully know how worthless I am?"

"Be careful, you might cut yourself on that edge, [name]. Oh, my bad, you already do, don't you?"

"Did you just accuse me of cutting myself?!"

“Have you considered killing yourself?”

“It would be beneficial to your mental health.”

“Wow, there’s really something wrong with me isn’t there?”

“I’m addicted to you.”

“It feels like I’m going to die if I’m not breathing the same air as you.”

“Doesn’t it feel nice to have someone care about you so much?”

“But if it feels so good, then why does it feel more and more like something horrible is going to happen?”

“I’m madly in love with you.”

"I sacrificed everything for us to be together."

“It feels like every inch of my body… every drop of blood in me… is screaming your name.”

“I don’t care what the consequences are any more.”

“I love you so much I wanna die.”

“I just wanna pull your skin open and crawl inside of you.”

“I want you all to myself.”

“Doesn’t that sound perfect?”

“Tell me you want to be my lover.”

“Do you accept my confession?”

“I didn’t realise the script was broken that badly.”

“I’ll make it up to you, okay?”

“Now that i think about it, i don’t know anything about the real you.”

"If only you had paid a little more attention, this would have been a little less awkward."

"I guess I owe you an explanation."

"I'm sorry you had to see that."

"It's not just jealousy. It's more than that."

"You're here. You're real. And you're wonderful."

"You probably saved my life."

"I don't think I could have continued to live in this world if I hadn't have met you."

"Will you make me smile like this every day from now on?"

"There's nothing left here. Just the two of us."

"I don't even think time is passing any more."

"We can be together forever."

"Don't be shy, I'd love to see what you wrote."

"I'm just falling more and more in love with you."

"Do you ever just feel like there's no real reason for you to be alive?"

"So much for being a good person, right?"

"You're supposed to jump from high enough that the rope snaps your neck, making it quick and painless."

"I just think you're really great and wanted to make sure you're not accidentally destroying yourself."

"Have you ever wondered what it feels like to die?"

"Did you delete me?"

"Go find some other people to torture."

"You completely, truly make me sick."

"I never thought anyone could be as horrible as you are."

"I'm just messing up a world I didn't even belong in."

"We finally got the good ending."

❝ I don't know why I call it home. It's not home anymore. ❞

❝ I'll keep trying. ❞

❝ Why can't I do anything right? ❞

❝ I'm sinking again. ❞

❝ There is nothing special about me. ❞

❝ I realized no one was coming. ❞

❝ I can't breathe, my chest hurts! ❞

❝ This feels like a cruel coincidence. ❞

❝ Please! What is going on?! ❞

❝ Are you testing me? ❞

❝ What do you want me to do? ❞

❝ I don't know what to do. ❞

❝ I wish I knew that you were hurting. ❞

❝ Please talk to me. ❞

❝ I can't handle it. ❞

❝ I don't know what to make of it. ❞

❝ It's too perfect and good. ❞

❝ I don't deserve it. ❞

❝ I feel like I'm going insane. ❞

❝ That's something no one else wants to compete with. ❞

❝ Why does this hurt? ❞

❝ I thought I had everything figured out. ❞

❝ Turn around and look at me. ❞

❝ You shouldn't have come. ❞

❝ I can't figure out how it makes me feel. ❞

❝ I feel stupid. ❞

❝ I need my heart to stop giving me hope. ❞

dialogue prompts from i could live here forever: a novel by hanna halperin.

don't worry. i'm not here to kill you.

must be nice, having friends to hang out with.

i didn't know things could be this easy.

i started to write you a text, but it was getting really long.

my last name is ___, by the way.

are you going to look me up?

if i google you, am i going to find your mugshot or something?

if you want to join us, we'd love to have you.

you probably have a lot of questions about me.

you're perfect-looking.

lonely is normal for me.

we took ourselves so seriously.

i want to see the world in a way i've never seen it before.

i understand if you want me to leave.

tell me what feels good.

i could stare at you all day.

i feel bad for anyone in the world who isn't us.

i didn't know i deserved to be this happy.

things were better, before ____.

there are certain memories i'd never write down or tell anyone.

i know what happens when you write things down. they change shape.

losing you has never stopped.

where do you go, those times when you leave?

i wasn't a normal daughter. i always knew that.

i've never seen you cry before.

i didn't just agree to a date, did i?

you sound different than i remembered.

i feel better just being with you.

i'd never actually seen that side of you before.

i haven't seen you like this for a long time.

you're big in my heart.

can i take your picture?

what did [name] have that i didn't?

i think they threw me out of here a few times.

i like being out with you.

how do you feel about pda?

what's mine is yours.

you should have woken me up.

i don't fit in here. i never have.

i'm a work in progress. i'm not perfect.

there's this thing between us. this buzzing, electric hum.

i need to be on my own for a while.

it was good running into you.

i've had this in my bag for weeks. now i can finally give it to you.

i looked forward to love more than anything else about growing up.

all i want is to be known completely by someone. to know someone completely.

i had this horrible feeling in my stomach and i got in my car, and i ended up outside your place.

Mean Sentences, Vol. 8

(Mean sentences from various sources. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Do you really think you can win?"

"You really are creepy, you know that?"

"If I kill you right now, no one will remember you! No one will miss you!"

"Oh, you really love yourself, don't you?"

"You know this doesn't make us friends, right?"

"Unless you have an IQ higher than mine, I'm not interested in what you think."

"Wow, you might be the least perceptive person I've ever met."

"Oh, you're really not as smart as I thought you were. I guess I gave you too much credit."

"I still don't think there's anything impressive or romantic about this."

"We are not the same. We are never going to be the same."

"You know, your arrogance is one of the big reasons why you're not further ahead with your career."

"Your ruse is pathetic."

"You must have been a very boring child."

"How do you live like this?"

"Everyone has their button. Push it and they go blind. Yours, obviously, is ego."

"I used to look up to you, but now? Now, you're pathetic."

"Can you just leave me alone? Every time you get near me, something bad happens."

"Now I know how weak you are."

"You know, maybe I'm not the problem? Maybe it's you!"

"You're not someone I really want to work with."

"You've got loose wiring. Probably a sociopath."

"You run around trying to fix everything, but you're the one who is broken."

"Have you deceived and betrayed anyone yet today? It is almost lunchtime, after all."

"Don't take this the wrong way, but I don't think about you all too often."

"Nothing interests me less than impressing you."

"Wow. I really got to you, didn't I?"

"Maybe you should do what you do best - run and hide."

"You never did lose well."

"I picked that up reading books. You should try it sometime."

"Was it worth it? Compromising yourself for money?"

"Everything they say about you is true!"

"When was it that you lost your imagination?"

"I'm sure some people find you charming, but I don't."

"You don't even feel, do you?"

"You are like a wad of chewing gum stuck to the bottom of my shoe that I just can't scrape off, you know that?"

from the 1994 movie! some lines have been a little altered to make them fit in a broader sense!

❛ People once believed that when someone dies a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. ❜

❛ People once believed that when someone dies a crow carries their soul to the land of the dead. But sometimes, something so bad happens that a terrible sadness is carried with it and the soul can't rest. ❜

❛ Then sometimes, just sometimes the crow can bring that soul back to put the wrong things right. ❜

❛ Who the fuck gets married on Halloween anyhow? ❜

❛ No, it's Amelia Earhart. We found her, and you missed it. ❜

❛ Yeah, I wasn't a big enough asshole. ❜

❛ They're gonna die, aren't they? ❜

❛ Now, come on, come on. It's-- it's okay. ❜

❛ What are you? Like the night watchman? ❜

❛ Bad people out on the street tonight. ❜

❛ Are you out of your motherfucking mind, man? ❜

❛ Yeah, sit on it and twirl. ❜

❛ I want you to tell me a story. ❜

❛ Murder? Let me tell you about murder! It's fun. It's easy. ❜

❛ Try harder. Try again! ❜

❛ So I guess you're not gonna be home 'til a lot later, huh? ❜

❛ Goddamn creatures of the night, they never learn. ❜

❛ You're looking for a coroner. ❜

❛ (Name), you're not paying attention. ❜

❛ I think you can rule out accidental death. ❜

❛ I'm supposed to thank you for that, right? ❜

❛ Take the fucking rings! Whatever, you can chew them! And you can choke on them, you son of a bitch! ❜

❛ Oh, Jesus Christ in a taxi cab! ❜

❛ I'm beggin' you alright, don't kill me. ❜

❛ You move, you're dead. ❜

❛ They're all dead. They just don't know it yet. ❜

❛ Be careful what you ask for. ❜

❛ Whatever you say, I can do. ❜

❛ What are you supposed to be? A clown or something? ❜

❛ It can't rain all the time. ❜

❛ And don't tell me you owe me one. ❜

❛ You are seriously fucked up. Did you look in the mirror? ❜

❛ Don't you ever fucking die?! ❜

❛ Does that hurt? Does it fucking hurt? ❜

❛ Say.. are you some kind of... ghost? ❜

❛ I don't know what I am. ❜

❛ Why didn't you do something about it? ❜

❛ Are you gonna vanish into thin air, again? ❜

❛ He winked at you? Tsk. Musicians. ❜

❛ Oh, for fuck's sake, die will ya? ❜

❛ There ain't no coming back. ❜

❛ Good speech though. I didn't wanna interrupt you, it sounded good. You gotta write that shit down. ❜

❛ When someone's dead, they can't come back, can they? ❜

❛ Well, your mama must be damn proud of you! ❜

❛ Ah, fuck. ❜

❛ Well, I guess you really will need my help, won't ya? ❜

❛ I think I messed up. ❜

❛ Pity there's not more time for us. ❜

"Give me a hand with this coffin, will ya?"

"Sorry for accusing you of murder last week."

"I'm joking!"

"Right, like I'm gonna fall for that."

"The more you struggle the more awkward this is going to be for everybody."

"I can BUY and SELL you!"

"Aw, come on! BOO!"

"What am I doing?"

"You don't need to take your clothes off."

"Those cannibals are onto something. I taste delicious!"

"Tell my story!"

"Non-specific excuse!"

"Nice to meet you. Also, I think I am dying."

"I've been traumatized!"

"It's funny how dumb you are."

"You had me at shut up."

"I ate a man alive tonight."

"Race you to the bottom of the stairs!"

"Oh no, it's... happening."

"This is for your own good."

"My body is a temple! How dare you!"

"I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!"

"Oh no! I hope someone didn't die!"

"Too little, too late, ___."

"So this is an emergency."

"Who is it?? Have you come to steal my eyes?!"

"You're never gonna see it, ___. Never. Gonna. See it."

"Get this on tape in case I die or whatever."