to sleep, perchance to dream

❝ You alright? You sound uncharacteristically wistful. ❞

❝ What? Sorry. Just thinking. ❞

❝ What’s with [Name] being naked? ❞

❝ Uh oh, it looks like we’re in trouble. ❞

❝ [Name], sometimes you got to face your problems. ❞

❝ I don’t think today’s a good day to get arrested by frogs. ❞

❝ Don’t push me! ❞

❝ Okay, everybody. Act natural. ❞

❝ Oh no, I’m too young to go to frog jail! ❞

❝ That’ll get us kicked off this boat for sure. ❞

❝ You don’t seem thrilled. ❞

❝ I knew you were special. ❞

❝ I call that mud over there! ❞

❝ Well [Name], sounds like you’re a real loser back home. ❞

❝ Do you think that I could be a hero too? ❞

❝ Can’t you see I’m sick and helpless? ❞ *imitates coughing* 

❝ Servant? I thought you just wanted some yard work done? ❞

❝ Close the door! I’ll catch my death of a cold! ❞

❝ You shouldn’t be here. ❞

❝ But I thought we were friends. ❞

❝ I shouldn’t have trusted anyone. ❞

❝ So, what’s the plan? ‘cause you’re not saying any details, so it’s hard for me— ❞

❝ I do have a plan. And if you don’t trust me, then you don’t have to follow me. ❞

❝ That tree just came at me out of nowhere. ❞

❝ Ha ha! You got him with the old kickeroo! ❞

❝ Now, to find someplace to wait out this rain… ❞

❝ Get that frog out of your pants. ❞

❝ We came here to burgle your turts! ❞

❝ Yeah, well, you still stink. ❞

❝ Douse that fire. I did not ask you to light it. ❞

❝ Are you alright? You’ve been coughing a lot. ❞

❝ You should go see a doctor. ❞

❝ Something weird is going on. ❞

❝ Paging Dr. Cucumber! You’re needed in the operating roooom! ❞

❝ Unlock this door. ❞

❝ I command you to … transform into a magical tiger! ❞

❝ I would never leave you. You are my family. ❞

❝ I just don’t know what I’m doing out here anymore. ❞

❝ I don’t know if we’ll ever get back home. ❞

❝ Let’s go captain! Lead the way! You can do it! ❞

❝ Yes. All hope will soon be lost. ❞

❝ There has to be another way. ❞

❝ Hey, captain, do you hear that singing? ❞

❝ Did you know that dinosaurs had big ears but everyone forgot ‘cause dinosaur ears don’t have bones? ❞

❝ [Name]? Can we please stop pretending we’re gonna get home? ❞

❝ You can do anything if you set your mind to it. That’s what the old people say. ❞

❝ You need to stop acting ridiculous all the time! ❞

❝ Do you even know why we got lost in the first place? It’s ‘cause you were goofing around and getting into trouble like you always do. ❞

❝ Really? It was all my fault? ❞

❝ Thanks for trusting me. Don’t worry. I won’t let you down. ❞

❝ And if you don’t, I don’t care. I’ll pull down your underwear. ❞

❝ Well, I’m supposed to be a leader, but I don’t know how. ❞

❝ But … anything is possible if you set your mind to it, right? ❞

❝ I should have been leading better. I was goofing off again, like always, and now you’re stuck here. ❞

❝ I’m sorry I got us lost. ❞

❝ The fight is over. ❞

❝ So, you want to go look for frogs with me like you said you would a while ago and haven’t done yet? ❞

❝ Is the dove never to meet the sea for want of the odious mountain? ❞

❝ Hey. So .. frog hunt? ❞

❝ No, I just want to wallow in misery. ❞

❝ You’re the total package too, [Name]. ❞

❝ My life is crumbling all around me! ❞

❝ Do you believe in … ghosts? ❞

❝ I’ll pretend to be a dead elephant and distract them! ❞

❝ Slow down, you’re gonna trip or something. ❞

❝ Don’t climb up there. That’s dangerous! Get down here before you hurt yourself! ❞

❝ Once again, you ruin my life. ❞

❝ We found our lucky frog! We got to name him for good luck. ❞

❝ Here, eat some dirt. ❞

❝ You’re in no shape to head into that snowstorm. ❞

❝ You’ll be no good to him dead. ❞

❝ I was never any good to him alive, either. ❞

❝ Uh, well, that sounds impossible. ❞

❝ And I thought you might give up. ❞

❝ Give up? I’ll never give up. ❞

❝ I can’t—not yet. Not until [Name] is safe. ❞

❝ Hold your tongue or I’ll remove it from your mouth. ❞

❝ Let’s get you free. ❞

❝ No, I was just eating leaves. ❞

❝ No, no. It’s my fault we ended up here. Everything’s been my fault. I-I should have been more— ❞

❝ I stole it, [Name]. I stole it. I’m a stealer. ❞

❝ What? No, that doesn’t matter. ❞

❝ I won’t let that happen! ❞

❝ Well, then, perhaps we better make a deal. ❞

❝ I’m trying to help you. ❞

❝ Are you ready to see true darkness? ❞

❝ I’ve got my own problems to take care of. This one’s yours. ❞

❝ Are you really ready to go back to that empty house? ❞

❝ [Name]? [Name]? You ok? Can you see me, [Name]? ❞

❝ The loveliest lies of all— ❞

❝ Leaving for the next town, less'n my sense catches up with me.❞

❝ I swear I've seen ya face before. ❞

❝ Corn liquor tastes sweeter in this town. ❞

❝ Could it be it's the same as the last? ❞

❝ Don't he look fine and handsome? ❞

❝ You can call me a sinner for wondering why. ❞

❝ Don't you know the devil wears a suit and tie? ❞

❝ Damn my foolish eyes— ❞

❝ You're a six string picker, just as I am. ❞

❝ I'll be home just at any old time. ❞

❝ I've had more than my fill. ❞

❝ Well, you know you're an angry young man. ❞

❝ There's a wickedness in me still. ❞

❝ You're sure to be hell bound. ❞

❝ I'm wasted on waiting on making my next mistake. ❞

❝ Forgive me, forgive me. ❞

❝ Don't it sound more clear when I'm screaming it day after day? ❞

❝ Leave them lights as they are. ❞

❝ They found out I put that poor boy down. ❞

❝ I did not much care for the way that he'd sit and glare. ❞

❝ I closed his eyes for good, with a bar-room chair. ❞

❝ It was worth it. ❞

❝ Don't leave a thing behind. ❞

❝ I don't want nothin'. ❞

❝ If you see my friends, tell 'em I'm fine. ❞

❝ Didn't see nothin', didn't hear nothin'. ❞

❝ Wait, wait a second. Uh … [name]? Where are we? ❞

❝ Do you think it's some kind of deranged lunatic with an axe waiting out there in the darkness for innocent victims? ❞

❝ Well, you're slapping yourself, and I'm answering your question, and– ❞

❝ This guy sounds loony. Maybe we should make a break for it, if we can. ❞

❝ We may need to knock him out first. ❞

❝ I dunno. Sometimes I feel like I'm just like…a boat, upon a winding river…twisting, towards an endless black sea… ❞

❝ Did you know, that if you soak a raisin in grape juice, it turns into a grape? ❞

❝ Ugh, you're not helping at all. ❞

❝ Aw, beans! Where is that frog o' mine? ❞

❝ You have beautiful eyes. ❞

❝ Oh, holy moley, hot dog–!! ❞

❝ That was the plan, remember? Knock him out! ❞

❝ Can you turn me into a tiger? It doesn't have to be a magical tiger. ❞

❝ [Name], stop talking to a bush. ❞ 

❝ Oh– do you like waffles? ❞

❝ Pumpkins can't move on their own! Can they? ❞

❝ You find this place as creepy as I do, right? ❞

❝ So, it's some kind of weird cult. They seem nice enough. ❞

❝ Okay. You're in denial. That's fine. ❞

❝ I'm really just looking to leave here. As fast as possible. ❞

❝ You'll never convict! You have no proof! ❞

❝ I simply have to punish you for your transgressions. ❞

❝ I told you this place was bad news! ❞

❝ Maybe they're gonna bury you out there. ❞

❝ Yes! I want your help! ❞

❝ I guess in some ways, I'm trying to get home too. ❞

❝ I don't have to tell you anything. ❞

❝ But we have to do something fun. ❞

❝ We can just keep walking silently, you know? ❞

❝ Hey! What? I'm not a pushover. ❞

❝ The world is a miserable place, [Name]. Life isn't fun. ❞

❝ We need to do our part to make the world a better place! ❞

❝ School?! Not today. ❞

❝ You're late. You know the rules. ❞

❝ Oof. That lady's got some baggage. ❞

❝ So, my theory is hot dogs are not actually dogs, regardless of what they teach you in school. ❞

❝ Oh boy! Mealtime! ❞

❝ This is way better than being chased by a gorilla. ❞

singing ❝ Oh potatoes and molasses, if you want some, oh just ask us~ ❞

❝ I just wanted to have fun, change the world, and make it a better place. But I just made everything worse. ❞

❝ You're a stubborn jerk. When are you gonna give this up? ❞

❝ If only something would go right for a change. ❞

❝ Okay, I think he's asleep. Let's go steal his stuff. ❞

❝ All he ever did was steal my heart away. ❞

❝ I found a duck. Do you know how to make eggs from a duck? I'm hungry. ❞

❝ Finally some good luck. Let's go to this creepy tavern and ask for some directions. ❞

❝ Curse you! Curse you! You'll die someday and I'll laugh! ❞

❝ What kind of person goes out chopping trees in the middle of a thunderstorm at night? ❞

❝ You don't need directions. You follow that compass inside your heart. ❞

❝ Uh … no, I think we need directions. ❞

❝ [Name] was amazing! He sang a song, rode a horse, and saved you from the axe guy! ❞

❝ I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him. ❞

❝ I want to steal. ❞

❝ Yeah! I want to see the ghost! To the painting! ❞

❝ Afraid of a ghost? Ghosts are just floaty things. ❞

❝ It's stuck. Well, guess we just have to spend some quality time together. ❞

❝ Don't change the subject. ❞

❝ How about you tell me about your darkest secrets instead? ❞

❝ My secrets are too secret. ❞

❝ Now who's avoiding the question? ❞

❝ I secretly whisper poetry to myself in my room at night. ❞

❝ It looks like there was a struggle – a violent struggle. ❞

❝ I can't thank you enough for helping me to face my fears. ❞

❝ Ha! I don't know where we're going either! ❞

❝ Uh yeah, duh? how else do I buy cool new shirts? ❞

❝ Huh, I guess I am kinda of chewy. ❞

❝ Your disguise is terrible! Nobody's gonna believe it! ❞

❝ I made mud pies! ❞

❝ Stupid, you're not supposed to eat mud pies! ❞

❝ Wait, I thought we were talking about pajama bottoms... ❞

❝ I promise it's not gross! Give me your hand! ❞

❝ Bugs are the coolest, but you can't hug bugs. ❞

❝ You're wrong! I'm gonna win and you're gonna be a big baby loser! ❞

❝ I think that's my bone! Can you see it? It's my bone!! ❞

❝ Make good choices ... I always make good choices. ❞

❝ Wait, we're supposed to pay?! ❞

❝ We have a club now! Soap is for weak people! ❞

❝ No bubbles. I didn't even burp one. It was lame. ❞

❝ Eh, whatever! I got potatoes! ❞

❝ Just because someone is ugly doesn't mean you gotta be rude! ❞

❝ Let's go! To the biscuit store! ❞

❝ It's just shampoo! My tummy is fine! ❞

❝ Help! I got bacon up my nose! ❞

❝ A bird pooped on my head. ❞

❝ Beans beans the magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot— ❞

❝ Uh, yeah you do. Everybody toots, dummy. ❞

❝ I found this weird looking cat that reminded me of you. ❞

❝ Do you know how many shrimp are in the ocean? ❞

❝ What? I'm not bothering it! It's my friend! ❞

❝ I was told if I didn't sit and calm down, I wouldn't get any breakfast. ❞

❝ Why is thinking so hard?! ❞

❝ I don't know why I call it home. It's not home anymore. ❞

❝ I'll keep trying. ❞

❝ Why can't I do anything right? ❞

❝ I'm sinking again. ❞

❝ There is nothing special about me. ❞

❝ I realized no one was coming. ❞

❝ I can't breathe, my chest hurts! ❞

❝ This feels like a cruel coincidence. ❞

❝ Please! What is going on?! ❞

❝ Are you testing me? ❞

❝ What do you want me to do? ❞

❝ I don't know what to do. ❞

❝ I wish I knew that you were hurting. ❞

❝ Please talk to me. ❞

❝ I can't handle it. ❞

❝ I don't know what to make of it. ❞

❝ It's too perfect and good. ❞

❝ I don't deserve it. ❞

❝ I feel like I'm going insane. ❞

❝ That's something no one else wants to compete with. ❞

❝ Why does this hurt? ❞

❝ I thought I had everything figured out. ❞

❝ Turn around and look at me. ❞

❝ You shouldn't have come. ❞

❝ I can't figure out how it makes me feel. ❞

❝ I feel stupid. ❞

❝ I need my heart to stop giving me hope. ❞