So If I Have A Chance

i cant believe there r people out there who dont like thor. the most cutting insult thor could come up with when fighting hulk was “youre the stupid avenger” and he apologized like 10 seconds later how do u not love that 

it is absolutely insane that this is cgi

I love these kinds of videos because they’re super impressive but also the dumbest things and always make me laugh my ass off

THIS IS WHAT NOW

Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.

i love this

this is literally the only interpretation of “soulmate” that I can tolerate or accept 

the plot chickens

why do 70,000 people have as bad of a sense of humor as me

The second girl at least read the book to confirm that it was shit, she even had Capote on deck as backup. Chick 1 is just lazy

If you read thirty pages of a book and hate it, that’s a good analysis. Girl 1 literally said, “It sucked for these reasons, and I only got through 30 pages.” She was absolutely paying attention and trying to get it. But if all you get is a headache, fuck that book.

I love this exchange