is this a whole foods review

i fucking love this so muchn 

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR

It fucking WORKED.

me on here

I’m the goofy power bottom

Hey y’all... what?

Let Jesus have his tiddies out!!!!!

🏳️‍🌈🙃🏳️‍🌈🙃🏳️‍🌈🙃🏳️‍🌈

It’s almost as if collective efforts to boycott establishments actually work when people aren’t all headass with their “there is no ethical consumption under late capitalism/this isn’t the only unethical company ” excuse that they make to thwart calls for boycott, criticism or collective public action lmao

a shirt that says “i’m homo” on the front and “phobic” on the back

Oh, to be a handsome young navy man in 1930 with curly hair and dirt on my nose on my break from hauling cargo from the shipyard, reading a Little Blue Book titled Homosexual Life that I bought for 5¢, pretending not to notice the banker’s son eyeing me in a truly sinful way.

Some of these are getting so specific that I’m not convinced y’all ain’t just describing your past lives in some weird missed connections faux tumblr meme