Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*
Me:


@theartofmadeline
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
we're not kids anymore.
YOU ARE THE REASON
Misplaced Lens Cap

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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
almost home
Fai_Ryy

I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@pushingdaisies666
Anyone: *stands behind me while I’m on my phone*
Me:

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Wandering
Good boy holding his owner’s hand while waiting to cross the street (Source: https://ift.tt/2rxyFcb)
Clear your mind here
💫 yummy 💫

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Late night working
Bread winner
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HEWWO????
This is the only version of this meme I will accept
PWEASE SAVE ME MR. OBAMA

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what i actually said: i forgot
what my parents heard: i hate you and i am determined to fail at life, go to prison, and bring dishonor to this family. i care about nothing except my computer and tv shows and you can just go burn in hell for all i care. also i'm pregnant.
Smoke two joints 💕
reblog if ur a disgusting piece of shit
Does Xanax make anyone else like a total kleptomaniac??..or is it just me??.. lol

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my favorite Millennial Thing™ is when a group of us are standing around and talking and someone asks a question that no one knows the answer to and suddenly it’s a race to get out your phone and google it and be the first to know, and then someone starts reading the Wikipedia article about the thing aloud to everyone else, and what started as a casual conversation is now A Learning Opportunity and we all walk away a little more knowledgeable about a random topic
Like, Boomers hate when we do that, but I think it’s one of the best things about us.
So long as we have internet or a cell signal, all of the world’s collective knowledge is at our fingertips, and damned if we aren’t going to use it.
Being a decent human means holding your trash until you can locate a goddamn trashcan u littering swine