Jude: Are you flirting with me?
Cardan: I have been for the past ten years, but thanks for noticing.
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Jude: Are you flirting with me?
Cardan: I have been for the past ten years, but thanks for noticing.

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Cardan, watching locke & taryn make out: thatās disgusting. Get a room.
Jude: Cardan, youāre literally sitting in my lap.
Cardan: So, what color should I wear?
Jude: How would I know?
Cardan: Well, we have to match, right? For our wedding?
Jude: What wedding?
Cardan: Oh, shoot, I forgot to ask.
jude and cardan are going to be the most chaotic parents
like the fuck that child will be walking around with a knife in one hand because jude thinks they should always have a way to defend themselves and a bottle of wine in the other because cardan asked for them to bring him alcohol
Cardan: Woke up this morning to a glass of water and a note that said 'for hungover me'. I took a sip of the water. It was vodka.
Cardan: Drunk me is such an asshole.

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Cardan: Nice hands, Jude.
Jude: Uh, thank you..?
Cardan: I bet they'd look even better wrapped around my-
Vivi *covering Oak's ears*: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.
The Bomb: Tell herĀ āYouāre beautifulā
Cardan: Right, got it.
Cardan, to Jude: Iām beautiful.
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Happy Valentineās Day everyone.
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The sexiest thing about me?
Everything hurts my feelings
You had me. And I loved you with all my heart. But you never loved me, you lied and lied and lied. So how can I let myself love you? I wonāt. I canāt. Not anymore.
Leohearts (via leohearts)

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You made me feel like I was worth the moon, but at the end, I wasnāt worth a goodbye.
I. A.
I will never understand why you would want to break the heart of someone who only wanted to love you.
Excerpt from a book Iāll never write (via tbfhprincess)