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i wish i was a fish

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starglowy

#project hail mary #phm #ryland grace #carl phm #phm carl #astrofathers #astrophathers

ritualday

we're getting closer to 2030 and what are we supposed to do then. that's not a number for a year to be

whitepeopletwitter

kalesrebellion

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

helloitsbees

thought-4-the-day

Thought for the Day

How is time moving so quickly?

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local-dragon-haunt

Has this been done yet

purpletrashcans

part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | this is part 4

purpletrashcans

aaaaand the comic as always

#for those who care #alien #aliens and ufos #aliens #ufo #ufos #meet blorp and zeep-morp #drawing #pencil drawing #pencil #art #my art #animation #silly little animation #comic #comic art #my comic #purpletrashcans

andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes

Can you believe that there are people who live so close to the ocean that they can just think “hey, I should go to the ocean” and then they just do???

savethefirecat

For those who can’t go to the ocean….

…I can bring an ocean to you.

lynati

thank you

portraitoftheoddity

Adding My Ocean:

motherfucker-somewhat-limited

have some more

vixxey

here’s my mama

sherlocking-out-loud

part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | this is part 4

#aliens and ufos #alien #aliens #ufo #ufos #meet blorp and zeep-morp #drawing #pencil drawing #pencil #art #my art #animation #silly little animation #purpletrashcans

apollosunn-moved-deactivated202

anyone else relate

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beepbeepblerp

saw this on tiktok and it feels painfully accurate

drabbles-and-ideas

Confess something you've thought about me on anon

fllooredbythelorddotcom

#supernatural #spn #spnfandom #dean winchester #castiel #deancas

lukeishope

MORE MORE MORE PROJECT HAIL MARY AS TEXT POSTS!!!!!

part one | part two | part four | part five

transmascmarypoppins

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

cecilsrandomeverything

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

spacefinch

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

chatblancofficial

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

huewrite

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

gossamermouse

this is not a place of honor

jackviator

dinosaurana

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

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leviathan-supersystem

internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing