BIG OL CLOWN

axe evasion

i throw axes at you. you try to dodge them. the game ends when either your luck runs out or i run out of axes.

How many axes do you have?

you’re about to find out

Play ‘This or That?’ with my muse! Send two things (can be anything!) to them and they’ll have to choose one!

Just say stupid shit and mean it. Come on

YOU MAY BE THE BEAST YOU WORSHIP BUT THE HUNT IS ON, SLUTS

STOP BEING HORNY ABOUT GETTING HUNTED FOR SPORT YOURE MAKING THIS WEIRD FOR ME

if someone stays horny for it by day two of being endurance hunted over the vegetation scraps of southern taiga they’ve earned that right

YOU KNOW WHAT THATS FAIR

THEMS IS HEADLIGHTS

1 wanna fuck sh1t up. But 1m top old for that and bes1des... no one fun 1s around to ass1st

I CAN FUCK SHIT UP WITCHU BOI

2up loz. dont call me liil bee.

WHATCHU CALLED THEN BOI

my bee2 are purple, but ok. you know could have a2ked what my name wa2 iin the fiir2t place iin2tead of 2hiittiing out the fiir2t thought that managed two worm iit2 way iintwo your thiinkpan, riight. ii ju2t want two make 2ure you have at lea2t a couple functiioniing braiincells up there.

2up loz. dont call me liil bee.

WHATCHU CALLED THEN BOI

if you don’t like what i’m doing then you can try to stop me but given that not even god has succeeded yet i don’t fancy your odds

*shakes handful of deer teeth like dice*