Purpleinterest

One that maintains a conversation record. YES…FUCKING…PLEASE

I will reblog this every time it is on my dash until this happens. (and don’t get rid of the messages I already have when you make the switch)

For reals sometimes i can’t reply back

how awesome it would be if you could forget what you remember from a movie so you can rewatch it again and feel the same emotions you got the first time

so glad they included this exact like in the movie, best line in the book.

I love people who make me forget that I’m shy

aries: *basic human trait* taurus: *basic human trait* gemini: *basic human trait* cancer: *basic human trait* leo: *basic human trait* virgo: *basic human trait* libra: *basic human trait* scorpio: *basic human trait* sagittarius: *basic human trait* capricorn: *basic human trait* aquarius: *basic human trait* pisces: *basic human trait*

me as hell

The year is 2015 AD. The human race has existed for over 200,000 years. Men still think women pee out of the vagina.

I choked and i’m dying laughing

People who say stuff like ‘cats are selfish and fake and only pretend to like you so you’ll feed them’ sound like they got friendzoned by a cat

My math teacher had that in his room and i was the only student in there who got the joke