COOLEST GIRL !

you’re on a rock floating in space.

i can’t even get from here to there without buying a boat.

how did this happen?

nothing is nowhere.

it’s so everywhere you don’t need a where.

i wanna be something. go somewhere. do something.

i want to invent time and space.

i think there’s a universe now.

quarks and stuff.

aw that’s a thing in a place.

new shit just got made!

something’s alive in the ocean.

now you can eat sunlight!

taste the sun!

the sun is a deadly lazer.

not anymore, there’s a blanket!

there’s no food yet so i don’t care.

don’t worry about it, does it all the time.

that’s a human person!

i control the food now.

now everyone will want to be my friend and live near me!

coming soon to a dank river valley near you.

why is all my metal so lame and lumpy?

my dealer won’t tell me where he gets it.

you could make a religion out of this!

aw the buddha was just enlightened!

he was great. and now he’s dead.