sam winchester is a dyke

"sam fans think he's gay just bc he eats salad" to be fair the show itself also thinks sam is gay for eating salad

I hate gay halloween parties. what do you mean you're dressed as sam winchester wearing jeans and three shirts.

obsessed w the campbells bc they really are THEE killers. john signed up to fight but the campbells are like we ARE the war and always have been. which is SO interesting in the context of mary-the-nightgown because it emphasizes more than anything else that 1) mary was playing a role and 2) dean got subsumed by a role he didn't know WAS a role until much later in life. like the mary fallacy is also the campbell fallacy. there IS no mother mary there IS no loving normal campbells which means deans WHOLE role in the family which he thought he was filling he was actually creating. MARY is not even mary. ONLY dean is mary

dean and jo had gender envy for each other for real

jo wants the toxic masculinity job so bad . and very concerned with proving herself and also beating men at gambling drinking hunting fighting and flirting. and doesn't want to continue the family business (hospitality) with her awesome mom. and dropped out of college because she was weirdo in flannel with a knife collection. normal daughter of hunter dad things except the way she looks at dean is not puppy love she wants to Be Him . because she could be Him better than he can be Him. if it's not in the text it's because the writers only knew this all subconsciously

the thing about dean is that he IS iconic cowboy butch male character but ALSO he does all the cooking cleaning laundry breadwinner etc. he will fold your clothes and teach you how to drive. he will take you to minigolf. And all the while he is dreadfully depressed

just saw multiple people asking in the comments of a post if they can use and wear a carabiner for their keys if they're bi or otherwise not a lesbian and I simply have to ask if people know that carabiners are used for many purposes beyond signaling lesbianism. like girl they were invented in the early modern period for their functional use as a clasp it's not like they're some closed lesbian practice......