Cass

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

So, I spent the first 5 years trying to get with the plan. What’s next??? Spend the next five years trying to be with my friends again???

LesbianCDSoundsystem

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

i do understand the appeal of reaction videos because in a way it simulates the experience of showing your friend a thing you like and watching them laugh at all the funny moments. and you get to go haha yeah i knew youd laugh at that part. i feel so correct about liking this. feed my ego mr freeman.

your dog looked at me funny so naturally I had to fell it with one wicked blow

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

a girl bit me so hard new pronouns appeared in bio

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny