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Tim: *not even glancing up* Dick.

And what if i want to be delusional, HUH??? AND WHAT ABOUT IT, HUH?????

After all I’ve done for this family… after everything that’s happened.

Joe and Cherry but gang like xd

- ̗̀ 𝙷𝙰𝙿𝙿𝚈 𝙱𝙸𝚁𝚃𝙷𝙳𝙰𝚈 ̖́-

ok first of all, fully obsessed with the fact that dick's knee-jerk reaction to donna yelling for him to decapitate someone is apparently to just… do that. absolutely 0 hesitation. no questions asked. no kill rule who? never met her

but also equally as obsessed with donna's explanation for why it's not technically murder being "she wasn't human." as if the majority of people they know aren't all some flavor of not-human... including donna herself

Dick: *spits his drink out*

Jason: *drops his phone*

Tim: *head whipping around 180 degrees*

Dick: ...Oh.

Dick: Well. If you ever wanna talk about it, I'm...I'm here?

Dick [covering his ears with his hands]: Actually, I take that back. I'm not. Don't tell me. Don't even say that ever again. You shouldn't know what that means, you're literally a BABY, WHY DO YOU--

Jason: *wheezing*

Tim [doesn't know which meaning of the phrase is worse]: I...how many was it, Damian?

Damian: I've lost count?

Jason [throwing his head back]: HA!

Dick: *visibly upset*

Tim:

Tim: *sucks teeth*

Tim [turns back to his tablet]: Well, then.

Steph [walking in]: Gooood afternoon, mofos.

Steph: Why's Dick crying?

Damian: I was trying to explain that I could handle the Las Vegas mission on my own by virtue of my substantial body count.

Steph:

Steph [starting into the five stages of grief]:

Steph: Your substantial what.

Jason: *dying for the second time*

Damian: What in the world are you all going on about?

Dick: *lowers his hands*

Tim: *is confused*

Jason: *still laughing into his elbow*

Steph: Uh-huh. I really need you to explain yourself right now, bucko.

Damian: Oh, you too, Brown?

Damian: For your information, I can actually hold my own--

Jason [wheezing]: PLEASE--

Damian: --in the video game tournament in Las Vegas that I will be infiltrating this weekend. Actually, I have beaten Gordon on Call of Duty at long last, so that means I am actually OVERqualified for the mission.

Jason: *still cackling*

Tim: Well, congrats. But for YOUR information, body count has another meaning other than a shooting game. So maybe next time you announce that--

Damian: I know what it means, Drake.

Damian: I have another body count other than my top score.

Dick:

Damian: Because I've killed many people.

Steph:

Tim:

Jason: