purelemure

"My personal favorite genshin characters are Wriothesley and Varka-" Yeah I know who you are, sweetheart with self worth issues and mood swings, I know who you are, lovergirl with anxiety around intimacy

do u ever see someone elses headcannon for ur fave character and its like….. i completely respect that u have the right to that headcannon, i will not confront u at all and start needless bullshit over that headcannon…. but i will silently sit here and give you the sideways glance of the century

I would just like to remind everyone that this is the mature, reasonable, and sensible response.

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

BECOME THE WARRIOR OF DARKNESS. BECOME OBSESSED WITH AN OLD MAN.