you’re a good man, simon lewis

Alec: ugh I wish I could pull that off

Magnus: go ahead

Alec: ...what

Alec: ??? explain.

Clary: ok so this is snapchat...you can put filters on your face

Izzy: oooh this makes me look fabulous!

Magnus: i’m already fabulous. next.

Clary: okay. this is instagram. you can share pictures of yourself and find other people’s accounts.

Jace: *searches up “hot guys”*

Everyone: *stares*

Jace: what? i thought there might be a picture of me or something

Clary: valid point. anyways, now we have tumblr. people just make random posts about random things.

Alec: thanks..?

Magnus: you know where they would be even nicer?

Alec: where?

Magnus: around-

Magnus: aww don’t leave

Alec: I’m sorry but I have to

Magnus: but really, would you rather be doing demon hunting or me?

Alec: ...

Magnus: ...

Alec: *walks into Magnus’ apartment*

Magnus: hey Alexander... I heard you broke your favourite bow?

Alec: yeah I loved it so much...whatever

Magnus: hang on a bit ok

Alec: ok?

Magnus: *summons a demon in the living room*

Magnus: I need a new bow

Alec: Aw baby you didn’t have to summon a demon for my bow, I could have just boug-

Magnus: It doesn’t even have to work, the place where Alec puts his bow on the wall is so empty... and since it’s from Edom, maybe add a touch of fire?

Aries: I knew it! You want to kiss me, don’t you? -Jace

Taurus: What's the point in wasting a perfectly good brick wall when you have someone to throw against it, that's what I always say -Isabelle

Gemini: You always have a choice -Magnus

Cancer: I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can’t confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead -Jace

Leo: Sarcasm is the last refuge of the imaginatively bankrupt -Clary

Virgo: He'd burn the whole world down till he could dig you out of the ashes -Alec

Libra: You never called me back -Alec

Scorpio: The clave has the collective intelligence of a pineapple -Jace

Saggitarius: Yeah, but there’s like a 90% chance of me being right most of the time, so that’s not proof you were listening -Jace

Capricorn: I’m pure at heart. It repels the dirt -Isabelle

Aquarius: You’re the only person I can trust right now -Clary

Jace: *about to step on it*

Clary: STOP!! It has a life too!!

Jace: ok fine I won’t step on it

Clary: good

Jace: I don’t wanna mess up my new shoes

Clary: ...

Jace: I know right? I’m amazing

Izzy: well it’s the only part of his name that’s stayed the same this last month so

Alec: im marrying Lydia

Izzy: but you’re gay

Alec: no im not what?!1!?

Jace: you can’t pretend you’re not gay

Alec: watch me

*Magnus kisses Alec in front of the entire wedding party AND the bride*

Alec: ok maybe im a little gay haha

Sizzy: skkssjdi they’re so cute aw simon is an adorable little dork and Izzy is so badass

Clace: was this the one you said was incest a long time ago? Is it bad that I like this? They’re really cute omg

Alec: is it cold in here

Magnus: *magicks blanket* not anymore

Alec: I’m hun-

Magnus: *magicks pizza* nope

Alec: this cabin-

Magnus: *renovates the entire cabin* no

Alec: but you didn’t even know what I was going to say

Magnus: but this cabin really does need work

Alec: ok... we should roast-

Magnus: *magicks fire* yeah we should