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turns out playing MtG with other discord transsexuals is a really good time!

doing my absolute level best to not be salty about losing first

failing

Oooh what ya playin?

i played the Tenth Doctor/Rose Tyler precon last night. just finished punching it up for the next time we play. I don't have the mental fortitude rn to build a deck from scratch, or the meta-knowledge base to even know where to begin 😅 i've only played one or two games of commander ever, almost all of my playtime has been in Standard or other constructed formats. Commander evolved while I was out of the game 🙃

I have one deck, it's built "wrong" and I play it "wrong", but I do win a lot with it xD

I hope he makes at least one life-sized cut-out of himself

absolute decadence

malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

We must create dungeons that expand for miles under the earth and malls are the hub areas where warriors gather to venture deep beanth the surface for treasures yet discovered. It's the only way to save the economy.

👆It's is the only way to save the economy

ohhhh shit. target is recalling their up & up baby wipes (fragrance free & fresh cucumber scented) because they're contaminated with Burkholderia cepacia complex and Burkholderia gladioli, multiple people are reporting discoloration & infections. i just got a call about it cuz i had purchased those but i've already gone through them 😅 so no refund for me. but im fine. if you have these they're saying you need to immediately stop using them and bring them back to target for a full refund. this bacteria can cause life threatening infections in children/infants and people with compromises immune systems (ESPECIALLY cystic fibrosis!!) and i know lots of other chronically ill people follow me!!!!