The Only Princess with Divine Right

alright who wants to kill the princess' enemies.

tumblr should add a "meat" button onto posts that's like the like button but it indicates you want to cut the user up into meat chunks and eat it for dinner

i think it's really cute how your voice changes a little when you're horny and desperate. beyond adorable. see how it's your fault that i like torturing you? you make it way too entertaining.

I understand that when you said you wanted to 'practice kissing' this isn't what you meant at all but I'm committed to good pedagogy and jumping into the deep end with no understanding of the underlying subject material isn't a goo—No, this doesn't count as edging fuck you.

i need to be pinned down firmly while making out. its for my own safety

a lot of flirting is just dehumanizing the other person in ways that make them feel cute

spooning that turns into you pinning me down onto my stomach and grinding and humping against my ass <3

"I'm so normal about this" good for you. I'm so perverted and predatory about it

I will clock in and do my bare minimum

of course you're a brat. Doing what everyone told you to do never seemed to change anything.

it’s pretty cute to have one person in your life who starts getting worried after about an hour of radio silence from you, don’t you think?