Yes hello I am the Kivapuppy

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

i always call bullshit when these rich fucks talk like this.

where's this piece of shit going to go? wyoming? iowa? are we supposed to believe he's going to leave one of the biggest real estate markets in the world because he's going to be taxed a lil bit more?

Everyone could do the male, only the girls could do the female. (Not a surprise)

There was a bit of giggling. Then, we played the penis game**. All the boys LOVED this. They were yelling penis like their life depended on it. The girls were mostly disinterested.

Then I said "vagina". The boys froze. The girls started shouting.

"clitoras"

"ovaries"

"mensturation"

"uterus"

"tampon"***

I questioned the boys. Didn't they love this game? Why weren't they playing it anymore. I made**** them join in. If you can say penis, you can say vagina. By the end of the lesson, they were all just as comfortable saying male and female words.

*I am using male and female for ease of communication. We spent an entire lesson looking at intersex conditions, as well as the difference between sex and gender.

**usually, the game is that you have to say penis louder and louder until the teacher catches you and you "lose"

***we also talked about the fact that tampons are taxed under GST as a non-essential item, but condoms are not.

you would receive the supply once a month

the brand/type will vary so you could