puppothoughts

oh shit i just peed on my towel accidentally better turn this into clout

you peed on it

you peed on it didn’t you lil piss boy

happy 100k notes. everyday i crave for death.

I feel like this comming up on my feed is papa tumblr embracing me, welcoming me into his flock and embrasing me as one of his own. He has rewarded my procrastination with a little piss boy and i am forever grateful

mutuals are people u wanna eat bread dipped in olive oil with

London mutuals what is there to do that’s cheap and not alcohol based?

bongs at croydon

there’s a bloke at clappham common who will suck your dick for £4.50 hell even play with your balls for an extra quid

I have 0 desire to meet you let alone give you money

£3.50?

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

For those in the grips of sexual sin please hit me up. With haste

Hasting. Find your local Catholic Church and meet with the clergy. They can help you navigate away from sin

More Like The Catholic Lame, Numbnuts!

Pagan edgelord detected. Opinion disregarded.

People will see literal visions like this and yet there are still those who deny Christ

My brother in Christ, this is severely photoshopped

Sure. So was the cross that appeared to Constantine. You people.

why is jboy t posing

His arms are widespread to embrace you

The choice of music was all but inevitable.

Tumblr being free is humanity's greatest error.

Then pay me 20$ if you feel so strongly about it

Damn dude, are you a fitted sheet? Cuz you’re complicated as fuck and really hard to figure out, but I desperately need you on this fucking mattress.

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

I will NEVER not reblog the 3500 year old gummy bear