My mother planning to fully not give us wifi/internet access during our 2 week trip so that we “spend time with family” is kinda infuriating but also hilarious because this is the perfect setup for her to die badly.
Hanging out with my siblings, my parents, and my grandparents with no way to contact friends, consume comforting media, and possibly not even listen to music (depending on how hard she tries to go with the no phones thing) just means that every time I get mad at parents/grandparents, namely our mother (which will probably be every day if we’re so real), the only way I can cope is by talking to my sibling. And then we’re gonna talk about it and we’re gonna get even more mad at her and then we’re gonna murder her in her sleep.



















