The Riff-Raff of the litter

humping your mattress like a dog in heat is truly therapeutic if you’re a faggot

"puppy wants a treat? ohhh do you? yeah?" while they're shoving their steel-toed boot into your crotch and watching you whine

say what you want about me but at least i never got a deathly hallows tattoo

Is your pet in heat? Let our dogtops do the work!

I want the kind of sex that makes him want to apologize after

does anyone know if we have joy and whimsy tomorrow

"my child turned out fine!" your son wants an older man to call him "son" and "kiddo" and tell him how "good of a boy he's being for daddy" while he's being fucked until his legs are shaking and can't even remember his own name.

posting this on twitter will get you put into witness protection

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

The magic of childhood is that you were constantly encountering new things. The best way to feel that way again is to fill your life with new experiences.

“Pathetic, look at that thing. So hard and you haven’t even been touched” and “you want me to make you cum? Stroke you while you suck me off?” followed by “too fuckin bad, you said you wanted to be a fleshlight for me.” While you’e sucking someone off? Gahhhhh soooo fucking hot wow