pun facts!

Ever wonder why you often only have one nostril blocked at a time when you breathe? Although barely noticeable, this is due to the nasal cycle, where one nostril becomes congested at a time. On average, the congestion pattern switches about every 2 hours. There’s a correlation between right-handed people and decongested left nostrils!

Now you no(se)!

Scotland’s national animal is the unicorn. Despite their mystical qualities, unicorns are symbols of purity, innocence, masculinity, and power. In the 15th century, unicorns even appeared on gold coins!

I have a couple of jokes in mind, but I feel like all of them are too unicorn-y!

Queen Elizabeth II is an avid animal lover– she leaves behind four dogs (two corgis, one dorgi, and a cocker spaniel). She has bred over 30 corgis in her lifetime, and she’s credited with the Dorgi breed– a mix between corgis and dachshunds. This hybrid came about when one of Elizabeth's corgis mated with her sister Princess Margaret's dachshund Pipkin.

I’m sure the Queen’s corgis told her she was corg-ious everyday!

A solar eclipse helped end a 15-year war in 585 BCE. The Lydian and Medes soldiers saw the darkened sky and took it as a sign to stop fighting.

How do you organize the end to a 15-year feud? Not sure, but the sun will "planet".

Kevin Hall, an Olympic sailor, suffers from “The Truman Show Delusion”, a psychosis disorder not officially recognized by the American Psychiatric Association. Named for the classic movie “The Truman Show”, Hall believes he stars in his own reality TV show, and all his life events and surroundings were engineered for him by a ‘Director’. This psychosis has influenced him to almost drive into the ocean during a high-speed car chase because he thought he was late to his next “scripted scene”, among other drastic measures he’s taken in his perceived reality.

I guess the people around Kevin Hall weren’t True-men…