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yuri plisetsky starts up an online game

yur.io

#yuri on ice #puns #i'm funny appreciate me

sujing-sm

and it turns out it was actually adrian.

punsformaddie

~interesting~

eggtrolls

god I’m absolutely going to hell I’m sorry guys

I was at my friend’s engagement party yesterday and everyone was about to do cheers with these nasty ass shots of blue tequila but I don’t drink and I especially do not drink tequila, blue or otherwise, so I grabbed a piece of bread from the basket on the table and just tapped it against people’s glasses like it was a legitimate beverage instead of a wheat byproduct

and one of my friends was like ‘ho what in god’s name are you doing’

and I didn’t know how to say I would rather slice of my own foot than drink tequila so I just held my bread up and said ‘I’m toasting’

and in that moment I felt my soul descend directly into the eighteenth circle of hell

#this is so funny geLP

actualyuuri

Curse you, Tumblr app @punsformaddie

punsformaddie

my power only grows each time you refuse

#i'm cackling #i'm so sorry maddie

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justbadpuns

Did you hear about these new reversible jackets? I’m excited to see how they turn out..

oliversnailboy

@onlyjacketposts

queenofheartsonthesleeve

Did you know that beekeepers have famously attractive eyes ? Every single one of them . I don’t know the science behind it , but studies show beauty is in the eye of the bee holder .

What is the center of gravity? The letter "v". :)

Gravity’s actually a really good friend of mine. They’re really down to earth.

#puns #gia-cometti

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity, and it's impossible to put down. <3

Your heart suggests that you are underestimating the gravity of this situation.

#puns #gia-cometti

oh look there’s a sarcastic criminal walking downstairs

one might says it’s a consedcending con descending

#puns

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its truly punbelievable that you’re not enjoying this

#puns #braveten #actualyuuri

actualyuuri

@icekings-nikiforovkatsuki @iceprinceofbelair @thehobbem

i’m feeling attacked & you are all on my official Pun Lovers List of Shame

a higgs boson particle walks into church but it’s ordered out by the minister who says “higgs bosons aren’t allowed in here. calling yourself the god particle is blasphemy”

the higgs boson particle replies, “if you don’t let higgs boson particles in, how do you have mass?”

#legitimately one of my favourite jokes ngl #puns

did you hear? oxygen and magnesium are dating! it’s like OMg

#puns

where do whales go to keep an eye on their weight?

the whale-weigh station

#puns

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how does moses make his tea?

hebrews it

#puns

how many computer programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?

sorry, that’s a hardware problem

@actualyuuri ;)

#puns

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