Puns at Work

Ayami: Connie, do you want Bruxie’s? Connie: No thanks! JT: Why not? You should get some, it’s only $5. It’s good for the E-connie-my!

JT: What do cheetahs listen to when they work out? JT: Spotty-fy!

Lauren: My husband is leaving for Machu Picchu for a week. Ayami: without you??? Lauren: yeah. He Machu Ditched me. 

Sara: A trifold? Will that work? JT: Yeah you should try-folding it like that.

JT: did you know that guy in That 70′s Show is a vegetarian? Amy: wait, really? JT: Yeah, his name is Tofu Grace

JT: what is Rihanna’s favorite cheese? Amy: ... Bri-Bri? JT: Oh, that’s a good one too. But her favorite cheese is mozarella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh!

Ayami: Oh, Kate Spade married David Spade’s brother, that’s how she became a Spade.  JT: Are they neutered, too?

*playing Pokemon Go* Amy: I caught the Blissey! It took me so many pokeballs. JT: Yeah I was throwing so many pokeballs I thought my fingers would get Blissey-ters. Everyone: *groans* JT: Yeah that was rough.  JT: Didn’t stand a Chancey.

Ayami: My old coworkers are in Whittier. JT: That’s cool, the people there are so smart. Amy: what? JT: Well, they’re Whittier than i am.

Ayami: There's all these Inca snacks here! JT: I don't want to open it. That would be Inca-nsiderate. Ayami: This corn is huge! JT: I know, it's a-maize-ing!

me: Alex, your mom is going to Tijuana? JT: why, Tijuana go too?

Ayami: no, this was before Rihanna. JT: Pre-ihanna?